Gatiepie is in gr.1 en sy Engels-juffrou het probleme met hom. Gatiepie meen hy's te slim vir sy graad en wil na gr.3 oorgeplaas word - sy suster is in gr.3 en Gatiepie reken hy is baie slimmer as sy.
Die juffrou het genoeg gehad en vat hom na die skoolhoof. Die hoof s hy gaan Gatiepie toets. As hy druip, bly hy in gr.1
Hoof: "Wat is 3x3?"
Gatiepie: "Nege."
Hoof: "Wat is 6x6?'
Gatiepie:"36"
So gaan dit aan totdat die juffrou die hoof vra of sy nie maar vir Gatiepie 'n paar vrae in Engels kan vra nie.
Juffrou: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Gatiepie: "Legs."
Juffrou: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?"
Gatiepie: "Pockets."
Juffrou: "What starts with a c and ends with a t, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains a thin, whitish liquid?"
Die hoof vee die sweet van sy voorkop af.
Gatiepie: "Coconut."
Juffrou: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?" Gatiepie : "Bubblegum."
Juffrou: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog does it on three legs?"
Gatiepie: "Shake hands."
Die juffrou begin raadop raak.
Juffrou: "Now I'll ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?" Gatiepie: "Yup."
Juffrou: "You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you."
Gatiepie: "A tent."
Juffrou: "A finger goes into me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
Die hoof lyk baie gespanne.
Gatiepie: "Wedding ring."
Juffrou: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good."
Gatiepie: "Nose."
Juffrou: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." Gatiepie: "Arrow."
Juffrou: "What starts with a F ends with a K that means a lot of excitement?" Gatiepie: "Firetruck."
Die hoof val haar in die rede, en s:
"Sit die klein bliksem in gr.5! Ek het die laaste tien antwoorde verkeerd gehad!

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