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Eventually I'm going to die
Posted: 2026-01-28 13:59:10
So you MUST have an appointment with me without haste.
To be clear: every one of us will die.
To be even more clear: statistically you're going to die with at least 89% of the things you always wanted to do...not doing.
Let that land
On the other hand you could just see me today and tick at minimum 5 adult fantasy entertainment experiences off your bucket list. In an hour .
I'm so confident you'll die a happy man thanks to memories of my perfection swanning around your mind , I'll pay for the flowers.
Lots of love ,
Julia
To be clear: every one of us will die.
To be even more clear: statistically you're going to die with at least 89% of the things you always wanted to do...not doing.
Let that land
On the other hand you could just see me today and tick at minimum 5 adult fantasy entertainment experiences off your bucket list. In an hour .
I'm so confident you'll die a happy man thanks to memories of my perfection swanning around your mind , I'll pay for the flowers.
Lots of love ,
Julia
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