On 2023-11-26 10:53:39 Alphonso said:
I visited a WG who had red hair. I did not notice that a lot of the red hair stuck on my clothes and shoes. Got home and slept. Woke up in the morning and luckily noticed it. I did a clean up

So you shaved someone with your clothes and shoes hahahahahahahaha ,bad man I could just imagine being asked whose hair is this:)

Almost got caught twice after a pegging (still a noob at it)

First time, the lady must have used quite a lot of lube, and even though I showered, some ran out afterwards and wet my undies. When I got home, wife was laying on the bed while I changed clothes and she saw the stripe up my bum and asked if I shit my pants. I kinda had to just go with it.

The second time, took more precautions and made sure I first went to the bathroom to check if it was safe to undress. Later that night we were watching TV and I let a wind out, and the first thing she said was wtf were you doing, you smell like sex. It did kind of smell like lube and condoms. Pretended to have a runny tummy and committed to it the whole weekend. Eventually, her tone changed from what shenanigans you up to, to can I make you a doctors appointment.