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Where there is smoke there's fire .
Posted: 2026-04-23 17:43:33
So I guess I must be smoke then.
Because I'm fire baby .
Horrible.
That was some of my WORST improv-blog-comedy I've ever sketched.
I would be embarrassed about it.... but no one cares :)
The thing we should all keep in mind is that a man will engage in 'intimate relations' with a porch if that's the only scrap left on the buffet table .
I mean if it's a consenting porch with a heartbeat. And it's available.
Sometimes not even the heartbeat is required.... actually nevermind.
The point is that studies show that progressive ,"Lustful Urges" are a completely normal part of being a human man.
Nevertheless, any man of high net worth should have far more than a porch at his disposal.
This isn't my best writing.
What I mean is that I'm VERSACE in this industry. So if you're a bit 'ARMANI ' then finding me today was like winning the Irish Sweepstakes.
You deserve more luck. You're HAUTE COUTURE. And you worked hard to get here.
I'm going back to refresh my marketing strategy if this post doesn't collect.
Love,
Julia Herself
Because I'm fire baby .
Horrible.
That was some of my WORST improv-blog-comedy I've ever sketched.
I would be embarrassed about it.... but no one cares :)
The thing we should all keep in mind is that a man will engage in 'intimate relations' with a porch if that's the only scrap left on the buffet table .
I mean if it's a consenting porch with a heartbeat. And it's available.
Sometimes not even the heartbeat is required.... actually nevermind.
The point is that studies show that progressive ,"Lustful Urges" are a completely normal part of being a human man.
Nevertheless, any man of high net worth should have far more than a porch at his disposal.
This isn't my best writing.
What I mean is that I'm VERSACE in this industry. So if you're a bit 'ARMANI ' then finding me today was like winning the Irish Sweepstakes.
You deserve more luck. You're HAUTE COUTURE. And you worked hard to get here.
I'm going back to refresh my marketing strategy if this post doesn't collect.
Love,
Julia Herself
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