I was going about my morning and while going into a place for a meeting and this stunner just walked passed wearing bum shorts, I'm telling you I almost asked her "what is your purple profile" amathanga guys, all up in your face, on a Monday morning, and I realised then that I'm week and I'm finished because it's not about to change soon. Btw I do not have this thing of shellaring girls, I'm old and don't have time for umjolo so purple it is for me.

Good morning my fellow purple-ous.

It has been the downfall of many a man my friend, look at poor old Samson..

It's sad but true. It's our major weakness. I totally agree with you though don't have time to be approaching girls. Really love the convenience of this place