Name: Macha
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandton/Woodmead
Last Visit: March 2020
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So 3 reviews very different so had to go and figure it out for myself tonight to confirm either way.
Get there easy enough, they SMS'd the address. Seems like a nice safe place and private although off a busy road so not sure about privacy in the day. They wash your hands down with sanitizer as you enter and provide paper towels considering the Corona situation so far all good.
Then I get in and things kinda start falling apart.
1. I notice there's a whole lot of small kids there as I was led upstairs. I mean kids at a venue. Go up and led to a room. Remind the lady I'm there for Macha and she says that's her room and she'll be there soon.
2. Then a long ass 25-30min wait. Everything upstairs is open, not a proper door but a screen thing, kinda worried about those kids just coming up any moment, then I hear guys voice during that long wait.
3. Eventually someone appears who looks completely different to the pictures I double checked before entering and I'm wondering who this is with a long casual dress, hair in a bun, no make-up etc. She says she's Macha and she didn't put make up.
Had my doubts still which I now can say is Macha only by the tatto in the pic and the same room. Discussed come once policy and agreed 1 round then massage then round 2 for on an hour.
4. Anyway got offered a shower and although I just showered and dressed up, decided to take it considering the other review where she showered with. 10 min in the shower across the open floor and no Macha appears. Go back to the room and she's waiting. Then she decides to go to the shower. Gets back wearing the same aunty clothes got me wondering.
The dress got pulled down and I saw those titties and I'm starting to think okay, maybe just a bad start. Then she starts kissing and nibbling my body and I'm thinking this is going to be like the good review. Lasted just a minute. Then she started riding me and I thought hell yeah. She was so into it, pretty sure she came, was really getting turned on by me sucking those titties too (implants fyi).
Then she lay on her back after a few minutes and said I should come on top. 1-2 minutes of riding and sucking those titties and she really seemed to be enjoying it and me too. Asked if I could eat that cookie and no go so never even got close enough to actually see it properly.
5. Then suddenly like a switch went off on the robot. Didn't want me sucking her tits. Went dead no sound or movement. Didn't want me to touch her tits or down there just lay there starring blankly straight in my face. At this point I'm not allowed to touch, lick, finger, nothing but just stick my penis in and out. Then it was like she got irritated I didn't cum in 5 min and actually jabbed me in the ribs with her finger hard. I backed off and asked her what's wrong vbut still no sound or movement and was a battle to keep little man up. At this point I already knew I wasn't even getting round 2 and thought probably not even the massage so I mustered up my focus to keep going until I blew my load.
6. Then onto the massage. Well she gave me a massage but it was one of those put put some oil on the back and just rub for a while.
7. She decided to put on music while the massage was happening but instead of something soft and soothing, it was wrap, seriously. Plus it was on the bed despite there being a massage table in the room. I mean if you're not in the mood to deliver on the FH, at least do a proper massage.
8. Few minutes later she's tired. Literally rolled over and started sleeping and said I must do round 2.
9. So now I already lost my mojo so I ask for a bit of a bj to get it going but she says she's sleepy tired and literally asked me to go home, then says next time she'll give me 2 rounds.
Asked to shower again so I could at least get some value and left. Came back to the room and she had on some shorty pajamas which was at least more hot than the sad long dress.
Very disappointed. Looked so hot in the pics and the good review really got me excited but the presentation I got and the service was bad. If I had come in 5 min and left I think I'd be raving about her but beyond that initial 5 min of service it was bs. Think I was out the venue 40 min from the time I saw her. Spent more time waiting and showering.
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Ratings:
Face: 3/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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