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Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
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Posted: 2016-08-14 00:43:13

Name: Madame Masseuse


City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: August 2016

Full Profile: [View Madame Masseuse's Full Profile]

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Visited the lady last week. Much older than the photo's suggest. Was looking for a really solid sports massage which she confirmed she'd be able to provide several times over the phone. Arrived to her babbling about her business interests. I'm not sure she even know which of her 'clients' I was as she answered the phone a few times after I arrived. Massage was less then average, as was the rest.

Don't think she had any ulterior motives or was rude or dismissive purposefully... Think she's been around the block too many times.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Wild_Weasel
Wild_Weasel - Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
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Posted: 2018-04-25 08:49:21

Yep, I know her from way back. Very fussy, picky and rushed service. She's not interested in bussiness, that's her strategy to get you out of there asap!...did the same with me.
capeguy987
capeguy987 - Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
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Posted: 2018-04-25 09:03:59

This is Stone...you can find her ad on here as well. She's an over-the-hill hooker who used to travel to Cape Town often. She's probably disinterested because she's the pimp for a lot of young girls, and that's where she makes her living.
YLover
YLover - Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
Re: Review - Madame Masseuse - Bryanston Johannesburg
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Posted: 2018-07-10 12:57:13

Name: Madame Masseuse


City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: July 2018

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I went to visit Madame Masseuse the other day! Man alive what a unbelievable experience! This beautiful lady went out fo her way to treat me with respect! I veld so so comfortable and relaxed! Everything was top notch and I don’t have any issues!
Thank you for a wonderful experience Stone I really appreciate it! I can not wait for the next visit!!

Love ❤️ YLover
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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
xilawe2172
xilawe2172 - Re: Review - Moore - Bryanston Johannesburg
Re: Review - Moore - Bryanston Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-03-09 12:04:56

Name: Moore

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: December 2021

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Elle est magnifique !She is wonderful, très beau.Very welcoming with a beautiful smile. Really cant wait to visit once back in SA.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

* Until xilawe2172 built up some Street Cred, Rookie Reviews will not be tracked on the Comments and the Review By Area system.

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