Did you not get enough ass at Uni, I needed a break when I was done ... hahaha!

Imho, if you are staying with your parents and punting, you are using your parent's money to do so. Exceptionally Beta-male energy, and no wonder you not getting laid.

Rather, become your own man, move out, into a shitty apartment, a digs, share a flat with a friend, whatever, just start the process of becoming a man.

To be the man, you must become the man.
Save punting for your later years.

Don't waste your youth. Besides it will save you a fortune, because this is a a very expensive activity/addiction.

Imagine this :

You go out after supper to hang out with friends(thats what you tell your parents)

You dad drives out, to see his friends too

You arrive at the venue and see you dad's car parked there

You still muster the courage and call the girl you booked to confirm one last time.

She says is busy with a client and you need to wait for some time

You wait and then go to the place again, only to see dad's car gone and your booked girl is now available

:) :) :)

and being uwillwantme you still go in anyway