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Review - Mika - Sandton Johannesburg
Posted: 2025-12-27 17:24:13
Name: Mika
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandton
Last Visit: December 2025
Full Profile: [View Mika's Full Profile]
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I made a booking because her telephone manners were good. But thats where it ended. It started with her asking me to buy condoms on the way there. Totally unprofessional and unacceptable. When I arrived the venue was a disaster in a large complex. Had to phone her 4 times after parking just to find her and she was most unhelpful. When I got in the room there was a full ashtray next to the bed. Again totally unacceptable. She looked nothing like the photos with 2 nose rings and a completely different hair do. There was a problem with ny bank payment and I left with no action. And I'm so pleased I only wasted my time and not my money as well. My advise -- stay away!!
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Sandton
Last Visit: December 2025
Full Profile: [View Mika's Full Profile]
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I made a booking because her telephone manners were good. But thats where it ended. It started with her asking me to buy condoms on the way there. Totally unprofessional and unacceptable. When I arrived the venue was a disaster in a large complex. Had to phone her 4 times after parking just to find her and she was most unhelpful. When I got in the room there was a full ashtray next to the bed. Again totally unacceptable. She looked nothing like the photos with 2 nose rings and a completely different hair do. There was a problem with ny bank payment and I left with no action. And I'm so pleased I only wasted my time and not my money as well. My advise -- stay away!!
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Mika - Sandton Johannesburg
Posted: 2025-12-27 18:48:39
Finally someone took a gamble for us. We'll never forget this Harry
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Re: Review - Mika - Sandton Johannesburg
Posted: 2025-12-31 08:56:43
Sounds exactly like what other dodgy SPs do - Asking you to bring condoms, why do they not buy for themselves - It's part of the trade tools.
I believe Harry on this one, has happened to me before.
I believe Harry on this one, has happened to me before.
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