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Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 10:25:47
Dry spell coming up gentleman.
No Netflix and Chill, no swiping on Tinder/Grinder. No boozing at the bar till last call and a lady on your arm.
It's back to the days of youth and sexual discovery. The swimsuit issues and hand cream....
Thank goodness for phones, the internet and other outlets! You'll be playing hide the pickle with the missus...
Told our ladies there are 3 ways people will emerge from the lockdown (cockdown)...
Fit
Fat
Pregnant.
Which one will it be???
Raise the flag...a few thousand cocks down.
XoXo
No Netflix and Chill, no swiping on Tinder/Grinder. No boozing at the bar till last call and a lady on your arm.
It's back to the days of youth and sexual discovery. The swimsuit issues and hand cream....
Thank goodness for phones, the internet and other outlets! You'll be playing hide the pickle with the missus...
Told our ladies there are 3 ways people will emerge from the lockdown (cockdown)...
Fit
Fat
Pregnant.
Which one will it be???
Raise the flag...a few thousand cocks down.
XoXo
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 10:47:18
If only the Mrs would play hide the pickle :( I'm coming back with very heavy balls in 21 days time.
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 10:57:43
Imagining the scene from Scary Movie.
XoXo
On 2020-03-26 10:47:18 iloveagoodshag said:
If only the Mrs would play hide the pickle :( I'm coming back with very heavy balls in 21 days time.
Imagining the scene from Scary Movie.
XoXo
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 11:05:07
Gonna miss your hilarious posts the beautiful Jade the most
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 11:13:36
Going to miss all the shenanigans on the forum. Hopefully times flies and the 17th April will be here before you know it. Jade will be back then as well :)
XoXo
On 2020-03-26 11:05:07 landy said:
Gonna miss your hilarious posts the beautiful Jade the most
Going to miss all the shenanigans on the forum. Hopefully times flies and the 17th April will be here before you know it. Jade will be back then as well :)
XoXo
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 11:21:27
Gonna miss Jades birthday - will have to have a big bash when we all return
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 12:10:10
And us punters .. BLUE BALLS ;)
On 2020-03-26 10:25:47 Le Belle said:
Told our ladies there are 3 ways people will emerge from the lockdown (cockdown)...
Fit
Fat
Pregnant.
And us punters .. BLUE BALLS ;)
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 14:45:26
Wait, what? Are you saying that Netflix and chill means more than I realised?
Hmmm... I may have missed some opportunities, but at least I'm all caught up with my shows.
Hmmm... I may have missed some opportunities, but at least I'm all caught up with my shows.
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Re: Lockdown should be called Cockdown
Posted: 2020-03-26 15:00:03
Netflix and chill? I prefer Hentai with senpai
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