Posted: 2026-07-09 12:42:13
Anybody who grew up in the Millennial era should remember "time share" at places like Club Mykonos.
I always liked that idea.
That you could 'fake' an entire income bracket , one month a year, and act like you're in Monaco.
Make sure you enjoy the time-share in front of your kids and other adults who are doing exactly what you're doing .
If you see it my way, I'm basically the Hot Chick version of time share holidays at Club Mykonos. Except no one's bringing kids along and this vay-cay is very private. So my headline should include : PRIVACY SOLD HERE too. You simply cannot put a price on privacy.
Back to Club Mykonos, im not Greek. Or offer it for that matter. Sorry but that opportunity could not be comically missed.
I'm a TEN
So is my physique!
I'm a LUXURY HOLIDAY IN ADULT-ONLY LAND - and a holiday can be as brief as a one hour fantasy trip in my company.
Trust me, you'll be GLOWING from a hypothetical tan on a paddle boat when you step back into that office.
I have THE BEST BODY IN JHB.
Love,
Julia Ward