On 2026-06-14 09:46:01 DukPiel said:
No my friend, I fucked myself many times but to call it gay? No buddy you on your own.
Buddy, jokes are meant to be that, jokes ...
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Here's another one for you, paraphrased from Pete someone (cant remember his surname).
Comedian is sitting with his sibling at the dinner table (father, 2 brothers and sister).
To break the silence the comedian asks his brother: Will you suck a dick for $1m.
Without even thinking, the brother immediately responds: no, never.
Comedian taken aback, what do you mean, not even a conversation, like who is the guy. I didn't expect you to say yes, because that would be a trap, then I'd say what if the guy was dad. But just no? What if it was $50m?
Brother: fuck no, never.
Sister: Really you idiot. I've sucked dick for 2 drinks and nachos at the bar and you wont do it for $50m. You'd rather be a FedEx driver for the rest of your life because you couldn't do something you dont like for 3 min. 2 min if you good at it.