This happened to me many moons ago when I tried to try anal for the first time. The room was dark and I fumbled out of bed to go into my wardrobe to go get my jelly. I applied it on my bum and immediately felt this tingly sensation which was not nice. I turned on the light to see that i had applied my own toothpaste on my bum by mistake. We stuck to vanilla sex after that. Never ever trying anal again. Pls do not message me asking me if I offer anal just like a fucknut just did now. I'm not an escort or a pornstar. Read our ads before sending stupid messages.

On 2025-01-20 09:44:51 Prophet1 said:
Gent always remember those messages tables aren't very stable!

Started the session with it on one end of the room and ended with it on the other end.

Both of us slipping in between and almost had a very bad fall from the oil that we knocked over and didn't notice because we were both too focused on the task at hand.

Luckily I could grab the nearby aircon to stop both of us from biting the dust. But realised afterwards I tweaked my knee.

Oh crikey.....one of those stick and cheap portable massage beds?

Me a certain regular of over a decade were busy. Things are really intense and we've spent so many bookings together think we both lost count. One overnighter we got a bit tipsy and weeded together and literally it was no holds barred. She's the one to initiate whatever happens be it handcuffs,blindfolds etc I'm literally expandable in that aspect. We literally went at it 3 hours plus of high intensity,lots of sweating,foreplay and things I Neva even knew toys included. Sh pushed me to a such a point that I passed out her hug holding me till I woke next morning .

Pre covid, I visited a lady in Ruimsig. She stayed in a townhouse complex. For some reason I got her house number wrong. Long story short,.I got there, called her. She opened the gate and in I went. Got to the door and this sexy number opened the door. I thought damn, she looks better than her photos. Greeted her and started to walk in. That's when I got a call from the WG, but how... she is standing in door. So I answered...
Turns out I was obviously at the wrong place. Think that lady is still puzzle today,how can a man just enter her house, and then sorry wrong place bye.

On 2025-01-26 08:18:00 Leeu loop said:
Pre covid, I visited a lady in Ruimsig. She stayed in a townhouse complex. For some reason I got her house number wrong. Long story short,.I got there, called her. She opened the gate and in I went. Got to the door and this sexy number opened the door. I thought damn, she looks better than her photos. Greeted her and started to walk in. That's when I got a call from the WG, but how... she is standing in door. So I answered...
Turns out I was obviously at the wrong place. Think that lady is still puzzle today,how can a man just enter her house, and then sorry wrong place bye.

Probably also a WG? Why else would a girl let a stranger into her house?

Was visiting a slim sexy WG in one of the lower class Guest houses , went to the bathroom to shower when the door lock malfunctioned , it just turned the handle without releasing the catch . Unfortunately the door opened towards my side , so no force from my side was of any help.
The tiny girl called one of the heavy ssbbw WG who with her first bounce against the door shattered the lock and with a smile set me free .
I invited her to stay for a double. The first time in my life to go into that heavy weight class .

On 2025-01-26 08:18:00 Leeu loop said:
Pre covid, I visited a lady in Ruimsig. She stayed in a townhouse complex. For some reason I got her house number wrong. Long story short,.I got there, called her. She opened the gate and in I went. Got to the door and this sexy number opened the door. I thought damn, she looks better than her photos. Greeted her and started to walk in. That's when I got a call from the WG, but how... she is standing in door. So I answered...
Turns out I was obviously at the wrong place. Think that lady is still puzzle today,how can a man just enter her house, and then sorry wrong place bye.

You were not scared?