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Review - Lisa - Florida Hills Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-01-29 08:47:57
Edited: 2024-01-29 08:49:22

<b>Name:</b> Lisa

<b>City:</b> Johannesburg

<b>Area:</b> Florida Hills

<b>Last Visit:</b> January 2024

<b>Full Profile:</b> [<a href="/members/displayAdvertiser.php?uid=122494" target="_blank">View Lisa's Full Profile</a>]

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Lisa is a pretty petite Thai, with a natural body (no silicone) and a sweet demeanor. Works from a house in an unpretentious neighborhood, and rates are very reasonable.

I don't think she is really a massage specialist, and her massage skills that I experienced at the end of the session were less than spectacular. She is a full house GFE provider though, and she shines there. Responded really well to oral, and returned the favor with an unrushed bare blow. Proceeding to the deed, she was a good and, again, responsive partner (in a genuine way; no overdone fake moans!). My quibble with her service that keeps me from rating her a 5 was that she seemed somewhat in a hurry, and I was out the door in about 45 minutes of an hour booking. But, in her defense, I was about ten minutes late arriving, so maybe she took that into account as far as time. I will be curious to see if others get a full hour.

If you are a massage aficionado, I can't really recommend her, but for FH punters, definitely worth a try.


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<b>Ratings:</b>

<b>Face:</b> 5/5
<b>Body:</b> 5/5
<b>Personality:</b> 5/5
<b>Telephone Manner:</b> 5/5
<b>Venue Cleanliness:</b> 5/5
<b>Personal Cleanliness:</b> 5/5
<b>Privacy:</b> 5/5
<b>Service:</b> 4/5
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<b>Will you return?</b> Yes
<b>Advertiser looked like the Photos?</b> Yes
<b>Secure Parking?</b> Yes

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FOGIT - Re: Review - Lisa - Florida Hills Johannesburg
Re: Review - Lisa - Florida Hills Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-02-16 18:52:44

Name: Lisa

City: Johannesburg

Area: Florida Hills

Last Visit: February 2024

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Strange how two guys see the WG differently.

Venue. Easy to find. Rather run down but clean inside. Gate left open so not secure.

Lisa. Very pretty face. I would say she is mid 30’s. Clearly had more than one pregnancy. Rather small and soggy tits but the most amazing nipples. They stood out like bazukas. Some flab around the middle but still a good bod for her age.

Facilities. Clean, rather standard room with an on suite bathroom. Bath and hand shower. Hot water, soap and shower get and a clean dry towel. Music in the room

Service. Unlike the previous punter I found the massage rather good. Was very put off after turning over and she bent over to start the BJ but then demanded an extra R200 for the BJ.

Didn’t want any fingers inside and was uncomfortable with my sucking her nipples. Other than her lovely face, her nipples are without doubt her best feature so this was a disappointment.

We tried different positions but she was clearly unhappy being pounded. After having had to commit to an extra R200 for the BJ I was determined to get my money’s worth and thought fuck her. I kept on pounding.

Asked for another massage after the deed and was told this would be another extra so with a before and after shower, the massage and the deed I was back in my car in just under 40 minutes after having paid for an hour. Not a happy chappie

Will I be back. Nah. There are far better out there.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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Arcticus - Re: Review - Lisa - Florida Hills Johannesburg
Re: Review - Lisa - Florida Hills Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-03-16 12:31:39

Name: Lisa

City: Johannesburg

Area: Florida Hills

Last Visit: March 2024

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Terrible. Wanted to do the pizza menu bit, which was not what had happened on my previous visits. She said, "Now I know how business work". When I asked to cancel, she bluntly said she would keep all the payment.

With the extras bit, now she is premium priced. Stay away, there are far better options.


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Ratings:

Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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