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I. DELIVER. MAXIMUM. RESULTS
Posted: 2026-02-03 16:27:30
So my new brand is :
Better Call Julia :
Maximum Confidentiality. Maximum Results.
Maximum Guarantees.
I'm going to start the YouTube advert run.
Just as soon as I can get the Youtube people to agree to put the "skip ad" button only AFTER a full 90 second piece of showmanship from yours truly has run its course.
If Chicken Licken gets 130 secs before I can carry on watching Mr Beasts reactions to "Amazon's most cursed products" , then so can I.
I'm thinking of me, in a high cut one-piece riding a stationery bike, full butt shot to the camera , slow-mo push-pedaling , whilst my Brand and slogan flash in Obnoxiously bright and gawdy colours in an anti-clockwise direction on the perimeter of the screen. For 95 secs. To the song "Firework" by Katy Perry.
I can afford it, I'm sure.. I just need one more appointment for the day.
You could be the one!
Love,
Julia
So my new brand is :
Better Call Julia :
Maximum Confidentiality. Maximum Results.
Maximum Guarantees.
I'm going to start the YouTube advert run.
Just as soon as I can get the Youtube people to agree to put the "skip ad" button only AFTER a full 90 second piece of showmanship from yours truly has run its course.
If Chicken Licken gets 130 secs before I can carry on watching Mr Beasts reactions to "Amazon's most cursed products" , then so can I.
I'm thinking of me, in a high cut one-piece riding a stationery bike, full butt shot to the camera , slow-mo push-pedaling , whilst my Brand and slogan flash in Obnoxiously bright and gawdy colours in an anti-clockwise direction on the perimeter of the screen. For 95 secs. To the song "Firework" by Katy Perry.
I can afford it, I'm sure.. I just need one more appointment for the day.
You could be the one!
Love,
Julia
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