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I replaced ELLE MCPHERSON: Julia "THE BODY" Ward
Posted: 2026-02-08 12:10:04
Yes because in the 90's, Elle was on all the covers of the magazines.
I still remember sitting in the waiting room at the Dentist's when I was 18 , thinking to myself "now this is sensible inspo. Screw being a vet. I WILL REPLACE ELLE McPherson"
Meaning:
Any time this woman graced the cover of any "soon to be used as a fly swatter" magazine, they would always print : Elle ' THE BODY' Mcpherson..
And that shit stuck in my head.
And, just like Bruce Wayne...I now have a double Identity.
I have created - THE OPTIMISED 2026 100% FEMALE MCPHERESON UPGRADE MODEL!
Introducing:
ME!!!!!
Julia "THE BODY" Ward !
I have been working out at my home gym since like....you don't even wanna know.
Look I have a different body TYPE to Elle, but fuck me sideways if you aren't prepared to admit that I can hold at minimum THE CROWN for this shit as the hottest body in Adult Playground World.
Te Minste. Asseblief.
Love ,
Julia "THE BODY" Ward
I still remember sitting in the waiting room at the Dentist's when I was 18 , thinking to myself "now this is sensible inspo. Screw being a vet. I WILL REPLACE ELLE McPherson"
Meaning:
Any time this woman graced the cover of any "soon to be used as a fly swatter" magazine, they would always print : Elle ' THE BODY' Mcpherson..
And that shit stuck in my head.
And, just like Bruce Wayne...I now have a double Identity.
I have created - THE OPTIMISED 2026 100% FEMALE MCPHERESON UPGRADE MODEL!
Introducing:
ME!!!!!
Julia "THE BODY" Ward !
I have been working out at my home gym since like....you don't even wanna know.
Look I have a different body TYPE to Elle, but fuck me sideways if you aren't prepared to admit that I can hold at minimum THE CROWN for this shit as the hottest body in Adult Playground World.
Te Minste. Asseblief.
Love ,
Julia "THE BODY" Ward
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