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Weird facts about male ejaculation
Posted: 2022-03-10 16:44:17
Hey guys!
Some useless, humouring and challenging facts about male ejaculation:
*MI6 used ejaculate as invisible ink during WWI because it was always at "hand" and was not easily detected.
*Male orgasm can last between 5 and 22 seconds.
*Kellogg's cornflakes were originally invented to stop you masturbating. Yes, seriously! Dr. Kellogg firmly believed in the benefits of celibacy, and he thought rich food increase sexual desire while plain options suppress it.
*Overweight and obese men produce less semen, and their sperm is of lower quality, compared to their counterparts.
*Semen is about 1% to 5% sperm while most of the volume is water. In an average 3.4ml load, you let out around 10mg of sodium, 9mg of fructose, about 2/10ths of a gram of protein, and lower amounts of calcium, potassium, chlorine, and zinc.
*The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour, which is similar to Usain Bolt's world-record maximum running pace of 27.79mph.
*Orgasm begins in the brain and ejaculation is a spinal cord reflex. For some men, the orgasm hits before the first ejaculation contraction while for others the opposite is true.
So from an educational perspective, gents I invite you to provide me with ink for my fountain pen. COVID really made sure we all get fucked!
Want to experience and time the 5-22 second orgasm and see who lasts the longest.
Feed you cornflakes and walk around in my most sexually alluring lingerie to see if you truly are satisfied with your bowl of plain and "painful" food.
Measure the biggest load I manage to milk out of you
Rub some very necessary minerals on my body to nourish it.
See if you cum as fast as Usain Bolt's world record
Fuck your mind and make you have so many mental orgasms over and over, then have you release all that build up onto me. Enjoying the full view of my body covered with your semen.
So boys, you get to choose which one will be my challenge when we see each other.
Hope to meet you soon xoxo
Some useless, humouring and challenging facts about male ejaculation:
*MI6 used ejaculate as invisible ink during WWI because it was always at "hand" and was not easily detected.
*Male orgasm can last between 5 and 22 seconds.
*Kellogg's cornflakes were originally invented to stop you masturbating. Yes, seriously! Dr. Kellogg firmly believed in the benefits of celibacy, and he thought rich food increase sexual desire while plain options suppress it.
*Overweight and obese men produce less semen, and their sperm is of lower quality, compared to their counterparts.
*Semen is about 1% to 5% sperm while most of the volume is water. In an average 3.4ml load, you let out around 10mg of sodium, 9mg of fructose, about 2/10ths of a gram of protein, and lower amounts of calcium, potassium, chlorine, and zinc.
*The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour, which is similar to Usain Bolt's world-record maximum running pace of 27.79mph.
*Orgasm begins in the brain and ejaculation is a spinal cord reflex. For some men, the orgasm hits before the first ejaculation contraction while for others the opposite is true.
So from an educational perspective, gents I invite you to provide me with ink for my fountain pen. COVID really made sure we all get fucked!
Want to experience and time the 5-22 second orgasm and see who lasts the longest.
Feed you cornflakes and walk around in my most sexually alluring lingerie to see if you truly are satisfied with your bowl of plain and "painful" food.
Measure the biggest load I manage to milk out of you
Rub some very necessary minerals on my body to nourish it.
See if you cum as fast as Usain Bolt's world record
Fuck your mind and make you have so many mental orgasms over and over, then have you release all that build up onto me. Enjoying the full view of my body covered with your semen.
So boys, you get to choose which one will be my challenge when we see each other.
Hope to meet you soon xoxo
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Re: Weird facts about male ejaculation
Posted: 2022-03-10 16:59:12
Hahaha
Awesome ...
Awesome ...
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Re: Weird facts about male ejaculation
Posted: 2022-03-10 17:16:28
After reading all this,I finally understand what Pink Floyd was on about when they sang "Cumfortably numb".
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Re: Weird facts about male ejaculation
Posted: 2022-03-10 18:11:56
You had me at rub it on your body for nourishment
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