I would like to crawl under a rock. What's your most embarrassing sex story?

Just last night I was in the middle of a romp like no other; we were out there fucking like rabid teens. I turn her onto her fours and started hammering at her while holding onto her waist for extra leverage, going at it till a heart-stopping climax tore right through me.

Problem? I'd been holding a fart in this whole time and as soon as this earthquake of an orgasm hit, so too was I unable to hold the fart in any longer.

I remember a weird mixture of groans, jerky body movements and the random machine gun blast of farts that I was trying to fight back while shooting my load.

That's happened to me bud.

How did you handle it post-crisis? Things were pretty awks for me.

This post just made a really kak Monday so much better....

Damn this story had me in stitches !!!!....great Monday laugh!

I don't know if this counts...

When I am at the office and want to enquire about SP services, I go onto the communal balcony/patio outside to make the call, always maiking sure I am alone there, for privacy... or so I thought.

It has been a while now that I get these stares from ladies from some of the other companies sharing the floor with us. I couldn't place the stares at first. Did I have a bat in the cave lurking out, was it my deodorant, was my fly open... and then it hit me!

The ladies bathroom windows are adjacent the spot I usually make my calls... oopsa!

Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.