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Julia has High Sexual Market Value
Posted: 2026-08-13 16:15:28
Edited: 2026-08-13 16:33:15
Edited: 2026-08-13 16:33:15
My SMV is high percentile.
Meaning : YOU ACTUALLY GET ROI ON A FEMALE INTERACTION.
I'm also not available to date, marry or bond with in real life. I don't exist in real life.
In real life I'm working out.
Im sitting in trees .
And I'm sleeping.
That's all I have time for when I'm not attending to my immensely important job here people!
Meaning - my market value is literally priceless...ish , because no one can keep me....ish
At the end of the day, all the guy wants is :
A gorgeous face or body , a high IQ, a mouth that will shut up when needed and opened when needed
Not for speaking . . Unless it's about YOUR interests. Or intimate ,dirty talk.
Also , a man wants peace and calm. To not think about work . To not think about money. To not think about the never ENDING SOUND OF:
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH BLEH BLEH BlEH YOU'RE A NARCISSIST MOAN GROAN CRY CRY. FAIL .....
....That never shuts up at home.
Probably because you have a Player Two at home that SUCKS.
Her Body probably a 5 at this point. When you Met her , she was all 8/9 hot and her attitude was PORN . Now? Yup.
That's why I'm here. To fill in that little grey , secret zone in your life that is desperately seeking some INDUSTRY LEVEL SERVICE, and luxurious time to yourself - time you never ever get.
Here's to YOLO, HEDONISM AND NOT GIVING A FUGG. NO ONE ELSE DOES.
And we all die .
Love,
Julia Ward
Best Service Awards 2020-2026
Meaning : YOU ACTUALLY GET ROI ON A FEMALE INTERACTION.
I'm also not available to date, marry or bond with in real life. I don't exist in real life.
In real life I'm working out.
Im sitting in trees .
And I'm sleeping.
That's all I have time for when I'm not attending to my immensely important job here people!
Meaning - my market value is literally priceless...ish , because no one can keep me....ish
At the end of the day, all the guy wants is :
A gorgeous face or body , a high IQ, a mouth that will shut up when needed and opened when needed
Not for speaking . . Unless it's about YOUR interests. Or intimate ,dirty talk.
Also , a man wants peace and calm. To not think about work . To not think about money. To not think about the never ENDING SOUND OF:
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH BLEH BLEH BlEH YOU'RE A NARCISSIST MOAN GROAN CRY CRY. FAIL .....
....That never shuts up at home.
Probably because you have a Player Two at home that SUCKS.
Her Body probably a 5 at this point. When you Met her , she was all 8/9 hot and her attitude was PORN . Now? Yup.
That's why I'm here. To fill in that little grey , secret zone in your life that is desperately seeking some INDUSTRY LEVEL SERVICE, and luxurious time to yourself - time you never ever get.
Here's to YOLO, HEDONISM AND NOT GIVING A FUGG. NO ONE ELSE DOES.
And we all die .
Love,
Julia Ward
Best Service Awards 2020-2026
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