I stayed up all night to do this freaking math.

For YOUR BENEFIT.


We've already spent the past 17 months on this website conducting an extraordinary social experiment to authenticate the validity of my claim . You can't go around claiming "BEST BODY IN JHB" fame if your body is NOT TIGHT AF. You just could never ever do that.

Ok , verified. Sigh. My body is a VERIFIED TEN. I workout a LOT A LOT .

Now onto facial harmony.

I know you men are less worried about the face and more worried about the body BUT if the face is just darn right , BAD... especially when the paint has been wiped off.
Well then doggy style alone just isn't gonna cut it.

And that's where I step in.

My body = 10.
I can only get SLIGHTLY higher on my Physique IQ if I got fake tits but even then I may descend if they look fake.

Ok so let's conservatively rather put my body in a 9.82 category buy only IF big boobs are a deal breaker for you.

So why is my face and 8.10?

My Forehead:
My forehead is taller, smoother, and lacks a prominent brow ridge.
The slope is more vertical.

My Eyes:

My eyes appear larger and more open because my eyebrows sit higher and the distance between my eye and the brow is longer. My eye shape itself tends to be almond or upturned.

My Nose:
My nose is shorter, narrower, and features a soft, slightly concave bridge.

My cheeks:
My cheekbones are higher, rounder, and fuller due to a greater distribution of subcutaneous fat.

My lips:
My lips are characterized as one of my most prominent feminine features. My lips are generally thicker and fuller than other girls lips, particularly the upper lip. I have upper tooth show on repose which is a sign of youth .

My jaw & Chin:
My jawline curves gently, tapering to a narrower and more pointed chin rather than having a wide, square, and angular structure typical in other females who score lower on facial IQ graphs.

Please enjoy the years of hard work I've put into my appearance TODAY and reap the rewards of my WORLD CLASS HOSPITALITY AND ADULT-ONLY SERVICE.

Love,
Julia Ward