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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 18:59:21
She is so high/drunk she can't even say her own name
She says: I really missed you. What is your name again?
She says: I really missed you. What is your name again?
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 19:18:45
"Oh, how I love to see a man cum!"
quoth the illustrious creature.
or
" I can't kiss today, my mouth is sore".
quoth the illustrious creature.
or
" I can't kiss today, my mouth is sore".
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 21:03:13
Sorry I was busy eating a sandwich.... And she wants to blow you with the mouth still full of food cramps!!!
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-21 04:47:35
Edited: 2016-12-21 04:48:09
Edited: 2016-12-21 04:48:09
She agreed to greek telephonically and when you arrive she suddenly developed a runny tummy BUT promises to sort you out the next time.
You call a venue to make an hour booking with the lady of your choice and when you get to the room she tells you 'sorry love but I can only do 30 mins, my regular is coming'.
You call a venue to make an hour booking with the lady of your choice and when you get to the room she tells you 'sorry love but I can only do 30 mins, my regular is coming'.
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