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The worst trick question in the World.
Posted: 2026-04-26 13:37:40
I think everyone knows where this is going....
There is one other worse 'socially-awkward' scenario than being stuck in an elevator for TWELVE STORIES with that ONE COLLEAGUE who asks you shit like "So what school did you go to?". Ick...
That's why i manically press the "close" button as any person approaches me on the Ground Floor. It's actually terrifying.
So back to the worst trick question in the World -
So you're at a braai , or whatever, and the second cousin's twice removed's wife asks the group "how old do I look?". But then looks at YOU for the answer. And then everyone looks at you. And you win the prize of "most hated man ever " for rest of braai. Exactly.
IT'S HAPPENED in one way or another to all of us. And we always offend the person. It's a tacky social ritual and I have no idea why people keep on doing it.
I, Julia Ward, am however, THE EXCEPTION to the rule for ALL OF THIS STUFF!
EVERY SINGLE CLIENT WHO HAS MET ME SINCE I STARTED DOING THIS JOB 1 YEAR AND 4 MONTHS AGO HAS SAID ...NOTHING.... WHEN THEY SEE ME.
WHY? BECAUSE I NEVER ASK 'HOW OLD DO I LOOK?"
I STRAIGHT UP SAVE EVERYONE THE BULLSHIT and TELL YOU.
Then 100% of clients say :
" Holy SHIT Julia you , genuinely look 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE AGE STATED ON YOUR PROFILE I AM SPEECHLESS "
And then everyone forgets their problems and we experience nothing but unlimited joy and happiness, continuosly , until our appointment is over. And then everyone lives happily ever after.
I have the BEST BODY IN JHB.
The end .
Love,
Julia Ward
There is one other worse 'socially-awkward' scenario than being stuck in an elevator for TWELVE STORIES with that ONE COLLEAGUE who asks you shit like "So what school did you go to?". Ick...
That's why i manically press the "close" button as any person approaches me on the Ground Floor. It's actually terrifying.
So back to the worst trick question in the World -
So you're at a braai , or whatever, and the second cousin's twice removed's wife asks the group "how old do I look?". But then looks at YOU for the answer. And then everyone looks at you. And you win the prize of "most hated man ever " for rest of braai. Exactly.
IT'S HAPPENED in one way or another to all of us. And we always offend the person. It's a tacky social ritual and I have no idea why people keep on doing it.
I, Julia Ward, am however, THE EXCEPTION to the rule for ALL OF THIS STUFF!
EVERY SINGLE CLIENT WHO HAS MET ME SINCE I STARTED DOING THIS JOB 1 YEAR AND 4 MONTHS AGO HAS SAID ...NOTHING.... WHEN THEY SEE ME.
WHY? BECAUSE I NEVER ASK 'HOW OLD DO I LOOK?"
I STRAIGHT UP SAVE EVERYONE THE BULLSHIT and TELL YOU.
Then 100% of clients say :
" Holy SHIT Julia you , genuinely look 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE AGE STATED ON YOUR PROFILE I AM SPEECHLESS "
And then everyone forgets their problems and we experience nothing but unlimited joy and happiness, continuosly , until our appointment is over. And then everyone lives happily ever after.
I have the BEST BODY IN JHB.
The end .
Love,
Julia Ward
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