Alright so now that the cat is out of the bag and you're all manically searching my name on the internet to see if I'm REALLY Sicilian and I'm REALLY REAL...I'm unblackmailable okay?

I was a porn star in the 2015's as you'll see online, competing way up there.

So the Whole world knows what I do. If you don't find anything about Julieta Maniscalco online today it's only 'cause my Uncle Sebastian finally got it all ripped down because it was hurting his comedy career. Me being a porn star that is. Sebastian Maniscalco. Sooooooooooo successful. La-di-dah

Oh wait what? So why am I doing massage now? If I was SO ALL THAT before , why massaging in JHB?
Well have you seen Justin Beiber? Exactly. Being famous SUCKS.

I bought my house in CPT. I'm comfortable. I massage because I can relax now. And I love people. Don't worry.

OK now for the good part :

I HAVE THE BEST BODY IN JHB
I HAVE THE BEST HOSPITALITY AND WORLD CLASS SERVICES IN JHB
MY SKILLS ARE PHENOMENAL

DO YOU WANT TO FEEL PEACE, CALM, AND TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR 'MALE-SPECIFIC' FRUSTRATIONS REMOVED?

Yup - I'M THE ONE.

Love,
Julia Herself