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This will make you happy
Posted: 2026-03-19 14:37:26
I do a fine, fine job.
At being outrageously fine.
At being THE BEST WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE HANDS DOWN FOR THESE SIMPLE REASONS:
A) I'm cheaper than a mistress
B) by like tens and tens of thousands
C) not counting all the liposuction she asks you for...kick her into the gym FFS's
D) You can ghost me after every date we have and I'll be happy about that.
E) Every date with me = 100% honeymoon phase feeling of any relationship because why? I DON'T REALLY EXIST. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE OR DEAL WITH ANY OF MY FEMALE BAD SIDES....
F)I have a discretion policy SO IRON CLAD...i mean.... I'M SOLID.
G) If you puss your mistress off your EFFED.
H) You can't piss me off. I'm un-piss-off-able..
I)And if you do I'll never show it...because your business is my money and this is WORLD CLASS HOSPITALITY
I think I'm done now.
The rest is completely up to you.
Love,
Julia Ward
At being outrageously fine.
At being THE BEST WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE HANDS DOWN FOR THESE SIMPLE REASONS:
A) I'm cheaper than a mistress
B) by like tens and tens of thousands
C) not counting all the liposuction she asks you for...kick her into the gym FFS's
D) You can ghost me after every date we have and I'll be happy about that.
E) Every date with me = 100% honeymoon phase feeling of any relationship because why? I DON'T REALLY EXIST. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE OR DEAL WITH ANY OF MY FEMALE BAD SIDES....
F)I have a discretion policy SO IRON CLAD...i mean.... I'M SOLID.
G) If you puss your mistress off your EFFED.
H) You can't piss me off. I'm un-piss-off-able..
I)And if you do I'll never show it...because your business is my money and this is WORLD CLASS HOSPITALITY
I think I'm done now.
The rest is completely up to you.
Love,
Julia Ward
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