On 2026-01-24 13:56:30 FrecklesLover said:
On 2026-01-24 11:20:33 Bonganelovejoy said:
Let's be honest gentlemen, what you see on social media may not be what you get in real life. I follow alot of thirst trappers on Instagram, some go live and do crazy things on their lives. A few ended up on ESA and I rushed to book them and I found that they are very conservative in real life. They don't wanna do anything crazy. I even booked a onlyfans pornstar from twitter last year and she was a huge disappointment. She literally didn't wanna do anything but be on her phone and complain about my dick size (Lol I'm not even gifted)

This guy has been around lol.

And he is correct. All the twerking and teasing online is just for clicks. A lot of baddies are stiff in the sack.

Dealing with a real dick is hard fellas.

Yup agree and have also experienced it first-hand. From the thirst-trapping you'll think you're gonna get a pornstar, but you just end up with a Nandos chicken, that only wants missionary. And even the missionary is mediocre. The real baddies are here.

On 2026-01-24 14:20:46 Littlerascal said:
On 2026-01-24 13:56:30 FrecklesLover said: On 2026-01-24 11:20:33 Bonganelovejoy said:
Let's be honest gentlemen, what you see on social media may not be what you get in real life. I follow alot of thirst trappers on Instagram, some go live and do crazy things on their lives. A few ended up on ESA and I rushed to book them and I found that they are very conservative in real life. They don't wanna do anything crazy. I even booked a onlyfans pornstar from twitter last year and she was a huge disappointment. She literally didn't wanna do anything but be on her phone and complain about my dick size (Lol I'm not even gifted)

This guy has been around lol.

And he is correct. All the twerking and teasing online is just for clicks. A lot of baddies are stiff in the sack.

Dealing with a real dick is hard fellas.

If that's the case, it simply means that they are good at what they do - marketing their product (content) with the hope that it translates into sales.

The problem is that most men want to have all the cake and eat it. If you sexual fantasise about a certain pornstar, maybe it should remain as that - a sexual fantasy.

What draws me in is whether the lady is physically and facially attractive. Not all the performative stuff like twerking and seductive dancing.

Whether I leave sexually satisfied is 90% on me because I do 98% of the work in bed.

Even with bookings on ESA. I can almost guarantee you that if you were to measure who leaves the experience satisfied, the percentage would be skewed in favour of the service provider unless it's strictly massage only.

Lol, Champion Smasher Ras hahaha! (Hope you remember the meme being referenced).

But I agree with you, most of the time I like doing most of the work. But I've met Certified Dick Fiends here who would not let you get away without them putting in the work to get their nut on also. Hence I say, the real baddies are here.

On 2026-01-24 08:06:19 Griffindude said:
Shut down the internet? Good luck trying that.

On 2026-01-24 05:50:25 Sir Shadow Hefner said: On 2026-01-23 10:43:21 Pomi said:

I just need Buhle Samuels and i would be satisfied with punting for the rest of the year

Do you remember when she shut down the internet with her silhouette challenge a couple of years ago? I put that video in my archives and I swear on my death bed I'll ask my great great grandson to pull it for me, before I ask him to clear my browser.

Not sure what you mean Griff? Are you interpreting this in a literal sense?

On 2026-01-24 16:35:29 Sir Shadow Hefner said:


Lol, Champion Smasher Ras hahaha! (Hope you remember the meme being referenced).

But I agree with you, most of the time I like doing most of the work. But I've met Certified Dick Fiends here who would not let you get away without them putting in the work to get their nut on also. Hence I say, the real baddies are here.

Hahaha! "Champion smasher! Champion dick! Mr Dick. Mr bitches!"

youtu.be/-jt4vVJxqTI

Shadow, there's only one lady who always warned me that I have not seen anything yet. But she was scared of letting that inner demon out because she said I'd never come back if she really fucked my brains. A real nymphomaniac and would squirt buckets.

We only did overnight bookings. She left the industry, but you've seen her before.

Memories...