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I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 14:30:51
Edited: 2016-11-22 14:32:20
Edited: 2016-11-22 14:32:20
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, that it...Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of one solly. My philosophy: No pain...GOOD!!!
Q: Doctor, aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTEN!!!... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO...Cocoa bean! Vegetable!!! Cocoa bean best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale?
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! "Round" is shape!
Well I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
I trust my new doctor even though he has only been in the country for 3 months now ;-)
A: Heart only good for so many beats, that it...Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Cannot think of one solly. My philosophy: No pain...GOOD!!!
Q: Doctor, aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTEN!!!... Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy? HELLO...Cocoa bean! Vegetable!!! Cocoa bean best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale?
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! "Round" is shape!
Well I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
I trust my new doctor even though he has only been in the country for 3 months now ;-)
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 14:43:48
Nou eers herstel van daardie monumentale nag ?
Seker op siekverlof gewees ?
LOL
Seker op siekverlof gewees ?
LOL
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 14:58:44
Lol...was een vd boeke daai my vriend.
Dankie weereens!
Dankie weereens!
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 15:31:37
Had a doctor tell me if I want to get my high blood pressure down I need to have sex 10 times a day
BP is now fine, tennis elbow now needs to be sorted out
BP is now fine, tennis elbow now needs to be sorted out
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 15:37:50
Hahaha @ johndoe69!
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 15:42:19
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 15:55:12
GK, five that doctor of you a bells ... lol !!!
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Re: I love my new doctor
Posted: 2016-11-22 16:29:38
You make my day.
Very funny
Mwah
Very funny
Mwah
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