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Joke for the day!!!
Posted: 2016-10-27 18:03:44
A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: 'I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS'.
The bewildered Pharmacist asked: 'Why, what for? The lady replied: 'I need it to poison my husband'.
The Pharmacist shouted: 'Lord have mercy, it's against the law! It's a sin.'
Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed: 'Why didn't you tell me you had a Prescription....
The bewildered Pharmacist asked: 'Why, what for? The lady replied: 'I need it to poison my husband'.
The Pharmacist shouted: 'Lord have mercy, it's against the law! It's a sin.'
Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed: 'Why didn't you tell me you had a Prescription....
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Re: Joke for the day!!!
Posted: 2016-10-27 18:05:47
Lol!!!
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Re: Joke for the day!!!
Posted: 2016-10-27 18:12:37
Gatiep werk by 'n konstruksiemaatskappy in Brakpan ,die een dag kom hy vroeg huis toe.
Meraai: "Wat's fout?''
Gatiep: "Meraai, djy salit nou nie gloe nie, maar almal wat saa met my gewk het, is dood!''
Meraai: "Wat?! Wat het gebeur'?''
Gatiep: "Nai, man, skat.
"Die lift se cables het gebriek, toe verloor die dng control en nou is almal dood!''
Meraai: "Nou hoe kom dit dat djy dan survive het?''
Gatiep: "Kykie, ekke was innie toilet, nuh. Toe ek terugkom, toe's almal dood. Ek hoor hul families ga' elkeen 'n miljoen rand kry!''
Meraai: "Djy's die useless-ste man wat ek ken!''
Gatiep: "Hoe mien djy da nou, skat?''
Meraai: "Moenie vir my nog kom staan en 'skat' nie! Da veloor ek nou 'n f*kk*n miljoen rand deur dj gekakkery!''
Meraai: "Wat's fout?''
Gatiep: "Meraai, djy salit nou nie gloe nie, maar almal wat saa met my gewk het, is dood!''
Meraai: "Wat?! Wat het gebeur'?''
Gatiep: "Nai, man, skat.
"Die lift se cables het gebriek, toe verloor die dng control en nou is almal dood!''
Meraai: "Nou hoe kom dit dat djy dan survive het?''
Gatiep: "Kykie, ekke was innie toilet, nuh. Toe ek terugkom, toe's almal dood. Ek hoor hul families ga' elkeen 'n miljoen rand kry!''
Meraai: "Djy's die useless-ste man wat ek ken!''
Gatiep: "Hoe mien djy da nou, skat?''
Meraai: "Moenie vir my nog kom staan en 'skat' nie! Da veloor ek nou 'n f*kk*n miljoen rand deur dj gekakkery!''
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Re: Joke for the day!!!
Posted: 2016-10-27 18:13:32
Die spietkop trek vir Kallie af ongeveer 02h30 in die oggend. Kallie is goed gewyn!
Spietkop: "Kallie, jy is poepdronk, en jy bestuur die tyd van die oggend. Waar is jy oppad?"
Kallie: "Ek is oppad na 'n lesing oor drankmisbruik, alkoholisme, dobbelary, en opkikkers."
Spietkop: "En wie sal nou die tyd van die oggend so 'n lesing aanbied?"
Kallie: "My vrou natuurlik!"
Spietkop: "Kallie, jy is poepdronk, en jy bestuur die tyd van die oggend. Waar is jy oppad?"
Kallie: "Ek is oppad na 'n lesing oor drankmisbruik, alkoholisme, dobbelary, en opkikkers."
Spietkop: "En wie sal nou die tyd van die oggend so 'n lesing aanbied?"
Kallie: "My vrou natuurlik!"
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