Reviews, reviews, reviews. That sticky, contentious subject. An extremely subjective subject, yes?

I certainly do enjoy reading reviews - especially the reviews of fellow entertainers who pique my interest. I also read every "shemale" review. I would, wouldn't I? Always wise to keep your finger on the pulse of things ;-)

I have never done a "selfy" ... yet. Hahaha. Jokes aside, I have pondered whether those (self reviews) are "acceptable" within this industry. There is that saying, "All's fair in love and war." Seeing as we are in the business of love ... for sale, should self reviews then not be deemed "fair"?

I find myself in a position where I don't feel the need to fabricate reviews or even to solicit them. Infact, when I started advertising on ESA, initially, I constantly created a new profile with each photo update. One of the reasons being that I did not want "revealing reviews" connected to me (I show my face and all).

I have since come to my senses, thankfully. New reviews are like a constant "quality control". This is extremely valuable in an unregulated industry. Personally, I have only ever received 2 negative reviews. The one life form was previously blocked, pardoned, then went rogue yet again and subsequently unfurled negativity in my review section, in the hopes that I would entertain him once more. The latest, and only other "negative review", was from a seriously unhinged, drug riddled shadow of a person, who was banned by "The Purple Powers" for going psychotic in the GENERAL DISCUSSION SECTION and attacking some other lady as well. When I refused to accommodate him again, he resorted to writing a negative review.

Whilst I can sympathise with some advertisers self-reviewing and even then reviewing their colleagues positively (whilst hiding behind a fake punter account) I find negative, malicious reviewing of a "competitor" sad and cowardly. Those are the same fake punter accounts that attack myself and other advertisers, who actually have something of value to add to this here forum.

To those, I see you. Why not work on yourself? Up your game. No one ever raised themselves up by pushing another down.


Love, Peace and Good reviews and reviewing I wish you all.

XXX

Good reviews MUST matter and MUST make a positive difference, if escorts on ESA are willing to risk having their account banned without recompense, by submitting a fake review.

["SYSTEM NOTICE: Please note that ESA will ban your account with no refund if you submit a fake review for yourself on the main website."]

Needless to say, I have never reviewed myself, nor found the need to. A lot of new clients have told me that it was the many glowing reviews (and the stunning pics - thanks to the artistic ESA photographers) that convinced them to cum play with LB.

Anybody who has been with me knows that I can charm the pants off of a naked man. You are most welcome to sexperience this for yourself ;-)

Only trust and believe punters who have actually been with me (as per reviews). The sour grapes are sour because they can't have everything their own way with me. We all have our own rules and boundaries - all of us. If you are wanting to take the plunge with LB and some sour grape sours your enthusiasm - seek a second opinion ;-)

(Fake review to follow)

(PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL REVIEW)


Name: Leila B (shemale Seductress)

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: TOOOOOO LONG AGO

Full Profile: [View Leila B (shemale Seductress)'s Full Profile]

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I have had the intriguing LB on my radar for quite some time, but felt ever so slightly intimidated by her sparkling, irreverent personality and her pulchritude (and her extensive vocabulary...heehee)

I wanted to be "first of the day" which is available with a deposit payable, as are any bookings made IN ADVANCE. Same day bookings don't require any deposit at all - if you can get hold of her.

Once my deposit reflected in her account, she confirmed receipt via her pvt WhatsApp number, which is NOT AVAILABLE to all and sundry. She invited any questions that I might have. She is extremely pleasant and utterly accommodating once she is reassured that she is not dealing with a timewaster. I was even invited to send a porn clip, demonstrating just how I'd like things to "go down". The perfect balance between professionalism and friendliness.

Her private apartment is right next to a shopping centre in Bryanston. I was given 3 options (three! ... would you believe?) regarding parking. I could park at the centre and walk over, I could park in her complex above ground, or I could use her underground parking. It's always nice to have options. No pesky security guards to deal with, she just beeped me in and I sneaked up to her den.

When she opened the door and I gazed upon her immaculate presentation, I was reassured that I had made a good choice. She led me into the boudoir, offered me a drink and a shower, all this time enveloping me with her reassuring, disarming, warm inviting energy.

An amazing back rub was followed by ... (I'll leave that to your dirty minds).

Did I mention that she was dressed SEXY AF, yet elegant? And, when she peeled off her clothes, the lingerie underneath (and their contents) were breathtaking.

After the mattress gymnastics, we basked in the afterglow, and had an invigorating conversation about so many interesting things. She is extraordinarily engaging and has a knack for putting you at ease from the very first moment you meet.

She's F*cking Chilled and we had a Chilled F*ck.

THE END


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Ratings:

Face: 10/5
Body: 10/5
Personality: 100/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 50/5
Service: 1000/5
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Will you return? Fuck Yeah!
Advertiser looked like the Photos? NO ... Much better in the flesh
Secure Parking? Hell yes!

On 2026-03-25 23:38:38 Leila B (shemale Seductress) said:
(PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL REVIEW)


Name: Leila B (shemale Seductress)

City: Johannesburg

Area: Bryanston

Last Visit: TOOOOOO LONG AGO

Full Profile: [View Leila B (shemale Seductress)'s Full Profile]

______________________________________________________


I have had the intriguing LB on my radar for quite some time, but felt ever so slightly intimidated by her sparkling, irreverent personality and her pulchritude (and her extensive vocabulary...heehee)

I wanted to be "first of the day" which is available with a deposit payable, as are any bookings made IN ADVANCE. Same day bookings don't require any deposit at all - if you can get hold of her.

Once my deposit reflected in her account, she confirmed receipt via her pvt WhatsApp number, which is NOT AVAILABLE to all and sundry. She invited any questions that I might have. She is extremely pleasant and utterly accommodating once she is reassured that she is not dealing with a timewaster. I was even invited to send a porn clip, demonstrating just how I'd like things to "go down". The perfect balance between professionalism and friendliness.

Her private apartment is right next to a shopping centre in Bryanston. I was given 3 options (three! ... would you believe?) regarding parking. I could park at the centre and walk over, I could park in her complex above ground, or I could use her underground parking. It's always nice to have options. No pesky security guards to deal with, she just beeped me in and I sneaked up to her den.

When she opened the door and I gazed upon her immaculate presentation, I was reassured that I had made a good choice. She led me into the boudoir, offered me a drink and a shower, all this time enveloping me with her reassuring, disarming, warm inviting energy.

An amazing back rub was followed by ... (I'll leave that to your dirty minds).

Did I mention that she was dressed SEXY AF, yet elegant? And, when she peeled off her clothes, the lingerie underneath (and their contents) were breathtaking.

After the mattress gymnastics, we basked in the afterglow, and had an invigorating conversation about so many interesting things. She is extraordinarily engaging and has a knack for putting you at ease from the very first moment you meet.

She's F*cking Chilled and we had a Chilled F*ck.

THE END


______________________________________________________

Ratings:

Face: 10/5
Body: 10/5
Personality: 100/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 50/5
Service: 1000/5
______________________________________________________

Will you return? Fuck Yeah!
Advertiser looked like the Photos? NO ... Much better in the flesh
Secure Parking? Hell yes!

Where are my manners ... Thank you ANONYMOUS for your Spectacular, FICTITIOUS review (WHICH IS ACTUALLY QUITE FACTUAL.)

And there you have it Ladies and Gentlemen, even LB is not above submitting a "fake review" :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Looks as accurate as I remember.

On the money.
Hot as f**********ck