Q, seems Sugar doesn't want starter portions only... she wants the main meal and dessert too

Lol apparently

Well dammit now it's gona take us guys hours to get ready for you girls knowing what you like Mmm

@minime007 you guys rate us so harshly but you expect us to deal with the worst hygiene and gross stuff without a complaint. which isn't really fair. though most of my clients are kind enough to shower there are those who even after showering... you are more than welcome to visit me and rate me from actual experience babe instead of taking potshots from a distance. I think its very fair us WGs get a chance to rate the punters especially the guys that love running their mouths, those that post fake reviews and those that run vendettas against WGs they don't like. I say its time us WGs unionise, lol. I operate on my terms and I don't see why it should be OK that guys can be unhygienic or try their luck in the session or the timewasters that regularly make appointments with no intention of showing up - you know who you are! the BS that I must apparently put up with is mind boggling and enough to drive a person to drugs... lol

Miss Kelly you do realise that youre actually not doing anyone who has reviewed you any favours. From your post one can only assume that Most of your past clients had poor hygiene even after showering ?

No one expects you to put up with anything, ladies have a ROAR policy whereby they eould opt not to see a client who arrived and they choose not to see him.

Nothing drives you to anything honey, choices, choices and decisions.

"If I could rate a punter "

... many of us would be in shit!

hi firstly I did say some not most. please don't make it sound like I am running down all my clients. Its almost like I'm not allowed to have an opinion? you have NO idea what drives us to "choose" to do this work and once parties are naked and engaged in action all sorts of things can potentially happen. by the sounds of things you must be the Perfect Punter....not all punters are nice guys and you don't know that until its too late because they come disguised as decent functional members of society hence the fact that I operate on my terms. I'm sorry this offends you. I, personally, am just trying to survive, without becoming another statistic. please feel free to visit and see what I'm about...

It would be interesring if a Review had 2 sections. Punter and SP. His and hers.

Then again, if a SP gets a glowing review, and she was totally appalled by the Punter, would she review him honestly?

Let me first and foremost state that I do take the initial post in its true spirit of light heartedness and find it very amusing to see from a ladies point of view what their "ideal" punter would be.

As the posts later degenerated into something slightly less, leave it for me to point out a simple fact, if I as a punter was what the ladies pointed out to be a perfect 5, sorry to say it I would not need to pay for sex. A while back there was a male escort on here that all the ladies were drooling about, I wonder how many of the ladies supported his business?

BTW ladies if I ever show up at your door and you take a look at my incredibly well endowed boep and you do not want to do business with me, please feel free to tell me to leave as I would hate to force you to do something you would rather not. Although at one stage I used to have a gifted tongue but that is very hard to discern just by looking at me.

I pay to spend time with a perfect 5, because I am not a perfect 5