Wow im surprised this thread is still going, thats a surprise lol

On 2016-07-20 13:01:28 Sharon said:
When you are giving a PROFESSIONAL DEEP TISSUE SPORTS massage...and the next momment the guy comes with 3 fingers in my asshole!!!! Screamed!!! Not of pleasure ofcourse....wtf....{Hide my face}

Lol thats so funny

On 2016-07-21 09:35:01 saintjj said:
On 2016-07-20 16:22:06 Dansky said: A one hour booking turned into a 3 hour bareback bone-a-thon

Have you considered getting tested...Just saying!

Definitely already had that done Saint!

On 2016-07-19 20:24:10 Mujahid001 said:
On 2016-07-19 15:49:24 Carailho said: Yesterday this hottie i know invites me on Facebook. Today starts chatting saying shes thinking of me and asks if im thinking of her. I played along but now what do i do?
Unexpected and im confused.
Dont like to play too close to home.

Boss, tell her straight up you dont want a relationship. Tell her you only want a no strings attached fuck buddy and if shes game.

You'll either get lucky or she will unfriend you and fuckoff

Or she'll ask you for airtime haha

Found 3 teabags in the vagina. Chinese Green Tea. When queried, she said she is treating her cervix for cancer. She said she had to keep the teabags for three days, one day to go. I suddenly vanished into thin air.
The vanishing was the unexpected part...

On 2016-09-22 14:11:10 havata said:
Found 3 teabags in the vagina. Chinese Green Tea.
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I suddenly vanished into thin air.
The vanishing was the unexpected part...

Ah, I C.
Unexpected would have been if you'd said you drank the tea!

The most unexpected thing happened to me today - I somehow screwed up an amazing wg's life.. she told me so via sms as she has my number! She said I made a comment in reply to other punter's email he sent me. And apparently the way I worded it really caused trouble for her. I am honest in saying I'm as confused as hell. And this WG is the best I've seen. I know this sounds weak, but I'm wrecked! I actually liked her.. really. And now I will never see this girl again. She was a gem, a real gem. And somehow my reply to this other wanker's inbox msg f**cked it all up. And worse is that I feel just as much a wanker now as the other dude who inboxed me. Unexpected part is that I thought I was (politely and tactfully) recommending her to this other punter, who asked me about her, meantime I think this f**cking sob is actually fishing for dirt on this girl. Then somehow it got turned around on me. And it got back to the wg. But I don't know what I did wrong. Honestly I'm gutted. And anyone who thinks my little tale is funny, well good for you. But I've had this kak knot in my stomach about all this crap the whole day. I am feeling guilty. Totally unexpected. And totally crap! No peace for me

Lesson learnt. When asked by other punter's about WG's services, err on the side of: "phone her yourself mate." Unless you know the punter well or he is a respected punter on the forum. Not a 6-post larry. As I was. And still am - learning this game the hard way. I can learn a lot from guys like @chmoks and @havata. They at least are reliable gents. Not like that other dude who inboxed and started this shitball rolling.

Brunette licking and sucking my cock - a blonde sitting on my face>

I actually really enjoyed reading this forum ... I think spur of the moment is pretty cool, depending on the situation. Which reminded me of this one time.

I had this friend and I'm not talking friends with benefits, I'm talking platonic friends. I was single, I had a lot of female friends at the time I was young, innocent and didn't see her that way even though I knew she was a petite hottie. I never used to see her much to be honest, she was with her boyfriend most of the time. So one day, we're chatting about movies and how we both want to see this one movie. So we both decide yeah let's meet up at the cinema to watch it.
So here we are sitting and chilling at musgrave, watching this movie. It was a weekday, during the day ( I was a varsity student) so it was pretty empty.
Next thing I know she rests her head on my chest, now as a guy like it or not, that'll cause a stir. So lol she looks up at me all innocently and asks is this okay? I'm like : oh yeah it's cool ( that's my nonchalant - cool guy- response)... Next thing I know her hands are wondering around my legs / lap.. while she's watching the movie, ( by now my mind is obviously off the movie ) her one hand goes all the way up my neck and all she had to do was to tilt her head and pull me right in to kiss her. Everything escalated from there, she started trying to find the zip to my pants... she started tugging at me right there and then, with such confidence, with such lust... Like she really wanted that...my hands were all over her We both got pretty worked up and then she's like.. We can't not here..
Then we carried on watching the movie ( tried).
After the movie though I had come back down to earth and my morals got the better of me and I decided since she was seeing someone I wouldn't go any further with her... Do I regret that ? Sometimes ... And other times, no I don't.