Name: Coachella

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: December 2025

Full Profile: [View Coachella's Full Profile]

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Coachella has one of the best assess in the industry. If you an ass guy then you in for a treat. An ass with an attitude.

Coachella is definitely older than her profiles suggests by far but she’s still decent facially and her body is even better.

I asked for a shower when I arrived and Coachella granted me one… however I could see that she was a bit shy or maybe she is just a quiet person at first…

Perhaps she did not expect to meet an almost 30 year old man… and I could also see Coachella is older than me by some years.

I asked her to start with a massage to break some ice and to get her comfortable… the massage was average to say the least - I heard sounds in the house and asked if we have company - she mentioned that it’s her friend and asked if I would like her to come - since she offered - I thought why not - perhaps she’d be more relaxed and comfortable. The Second Lady who has an active add here was a more shorter also had a gigantic ass but Coachella ass was still better by far - and racially again Coachella was better by far despite Coachella probably being a few years older.

I enjoyed the 3sum especially Coachella ass and the view of two big fat assess bending for me to get a full view. The view was so perfect that I could tell the difference. I had a watermelon and a big pear.

Coachella is also very inventive when I was busy with her friend she also grind on me as if she’s fucking on me and also massaging or even sucking my balls.

When it was all said and done - I felt like I should’ve had Coachella all to myself for that whole hour.

I will definitely be back Coachella




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Was it Nikky, Scouter?

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@Sir Shadow - I shall confirm once it's active - as of now it is not.

Perhaps Coachella can mention her here.

Name: Coachella

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: February 2026

Full Profile: [View Coachella's Full Profile]

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I guess I’m just a picky guy! But she was okay ! Service was okay -leaning more to the good than bad!her Hygiene was very good but for me personally she didn’t look exactly like her pictures! But she’s not bad if that makes sense haha


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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On 2026-02-15 22:41:51 Kol said:
Name: Coachella

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: February 2026

Full Profile: [View Coachella's Full Profile]

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I guess I'm just a picky guy! But she was okay ! Service was okay -leaning more to the good than bad!her Hygiene was very good but for me personally she didn't look exactly like her pictures! But she's not bad if that makes sense haha


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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Hi @kol thank you for taking the time to share your feedback. I apologize if my pictures didn't meet your expectations. Please note that I keep my pictures updated every 2 to 3months.
Please don't compromise and damage my business with false claims, I request that you focus on verifiable facts rather than subjective opinions thank you..

Geez dude calm down that's the point of a review, it's his opinion and he can stick to it. He didn't make any false claims against you

Where is the false claim?

Kol should've been more detailed on why she doesn't look like her pics.

Having punted for a while, I kind of know what he means (body is likely a lot curvier and softer than the shoot lets on) but without the detail we're left guessing. Some punter might think she's totally cat-fishing.

SP is in her right to dispute although she could've been less snarky given everything was above a 4/5

Name: Coachella

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: February 2026

Full Profile: [View Coachella's Full Profile]

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Visited Coachy last night, i was astonished by her memory of how she remembered conversations we had last year. Beautiful personality, she calls me assman,really enjoyed the conversation, the deed was amazing BJ, Missionary and Doggy had booked for an hour. Xoxo


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

I've been with Coachella and I loved every minute of it, matter of fact I think I scored her 5/5 for everything coz I got 100% satisfaction

The issue here with my man @Kol, using his own words is "she didnt look exactly like her pictures"... brother, how many girls here look 'exactly' like their pics, its not possible. Of course girls will upload flawless pics, so as a rule just allow for a 5-10% margin of error lol

Also @Coachella, the man scored u 4/5 for your body, thats an A or A- where I come from. So its not a malicious review at all