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Re: Review - Siren - East Rand/Benoni Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-03-23 21:38:44

Eish, its a pity. No response to messages and doesn't answer the phone
Siren
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Posted: 2026-03-26 14:02:16

Thank you for your incredibly kind feedback @Joesmoke840! I had an absolutely wonderful time with you and it was great to see you again! :)

-S
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Posted: 2026-03-27 17:07:52

Name: Siren

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: March 2026

Full Profile: [View Siren's Full Profile]

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Was lovely to meet this beautiful young lady.

She has a pleasant, welcoming demeanor to match.

Services were delivered as promised.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


Deville
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Posted: 2026-03-30 10:37:17

She's too sexy omg
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krayon - Re: Review - Siren - East Rand/Benoni Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-05-11 16:18:41

Name: Siren

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: April 2026

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Spent two hours with this incredible woman last Friday and honestly, they flew by way too fast. She's effortlessly down to earth, refreshingly open minded, and the kind of fun that makes you lose track of time.

Did I mention she's absolutely stunning

Thanks Siren,

Overall, a pretty great way to spend an afternoon and I look forward to returning soon.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
______________________________________________________

Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


JP82
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Posted: 2026-05-15 13:47:22

Name: Siren

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: May 2026

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I've written about this lady/venue before, but it bears repeating:

The venue itself is genuinely excellent. Off-street parking that is actually secure, rooms that are spotless and thoughtfully put together, reliable hot water and decent pressure, and fresh linen every visit. The basics are handled, which lets you actually switch off the moment you walk in.

I've seen a few of the therapists here over time, and there's real talent on the roster. But Siren is in a category of her own. She's striking — tall, slender, the kind of natural grace that makes you do a small double-take the first time you meet her, and somehow still does on the tenth. Sparkling eyes, a smile that makes your heart race, and a presence that's hard to look away from. I've said before she could model, and I stand by it.

What sets her apart, though, is everything beyond the way she looks. Her technique is excellent — she reads the body well, and there's a real sense of both care and enjoyment in the way she works. An hour goes by faster than it has any right to. And she's wonderful company on either side of the session: warm, sharp, genuinely interesting to talk to. You leave loosened up in the obvious physical sense, but also in that rarer way where your head feels quieter for the rest of the day.

I usually wait a few days before writing a review to make sure the glow has worn off and I'm being honest with myself. With Siren, it never quite wears off. She remains, comfortably, my favourite. Highly recommended — and that isn't something I say lightly.



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
______________________________________________________

Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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Re: Review - Siren - East Rand/Benoni Johannesburg
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Posted: 2026-05-29 12:22:00

On 2026-05-15 13:47:22 JP82 said:
Name: Siren

City: Johannesburg

Area: East Rand/Benoni

Last Visit: May 2026

Full Profile: [View Siren's Full Profile]

Great review. Thanks!
______________________________________________________


I've written about this lady/venue before, but it bears repeating:

The venue itself is genuinely excellent. Off-street parking that is actually secure, rooms that are spotless and thoughtfully put together, reliable hot water and decent pressure, and fresh linen every visit. The basics are handled, which lets you actually switch off the moment you walk in.

I've seen a few of the therapists here over time, and there's real talent on the roster. But Siren is in a category of her own. She's striking --- tall, slender, the kind of natural grace that makes you do a small double-take the first time you meet her, and somehow still does on the tenth. Sparkling eyes, a smile that makes your heart race, and a presence that's hard to look away from. I've said before she could model, and I stand by it.

What sets her apart, though, is everything beyond the way she looks. Her technique is excellent --- she reads the body well, and there's a real sense of both care and enjoyment in the way she works. An hour goes by faster than it has any right to. And she's wonderful company on either side of the session: warm, sharp, genuinely interesting to talk to. You leave loosened up in the obvious physical sense, but also in that rarer way where your head feels quieter for the rest of the day.

I usually wait a few days before writing a review to make sure the glow has worn off and I'm being honest with myself. With Siren, it never quite wears off. She remains, comfortably, my favourite. Highly recommended --- and that isn't something I say lightly.



______________________________________________________

Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
______________________________________________________

Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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