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Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-11-08 11:08:19

Name: Sparkle

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg

Last Visit: November 2022

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Perhaps my all-time worst punt, and I've been punting a long time. On the positive side, she is tiny and looks just like her photos. Really cute, and loads of potential.

Sadly, she is determined to be bad at this work. Asked over the phone about deep kissing, and she said yes. Does not kiss except with a determinedly closed mouth, and does not like "too much". Does not allow muffing (which was a good thing, judging from the smell that wafted up during sex). No real foreplay, no oral offered, with or without.

I thought I could rescue the situation by turning the initiative for how the session would progress to her, but was rewarded with a disinterested dry hand job, condom on, then her trying to insert me into the Sahara. Penetration was minimal, to say the least. Finally asked to come on top, and managed to get some saliva onto the condom, so finally managed to really insert. Cue odor emanating from below.

I soldier on, determined not to waste the school fees entirely, but she is making it obvious how much she is not enjoying it (or even tolerating it well). "Not too fast...ow..." I finally gave up, and asked to be refunded the difference between the hour I paid for and her half hour rate. Her reply was to cross her arms in a 'make me' gesture. I exited the scene without cumming, and having paid for the worst sex ever.

I'll add that parking was not available behind the gate, and even if it was, your car would be clearly visible, so safe and secure parking is not really on offer. Venue is run down, and random guy (pimp?) made his presence known when I entered before closing the door to his room. Rather expecting the fake police calls now.

All in all, she is truly terrible by choice, and should be avoided at all costs.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

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[deleted] - Re: Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
Re: Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-11-08 11:20:06

Sorry about your experience bud, but this is an excellent review.
Mr Naai-er
Mr Naai-er - Re: Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-11-08 11:23:23

Thanks for the heads-up Arc and taking one for the team.

Guess there is no Sparkle at all with this lady....what is she doing in this industry anyway?...sounds like a job application at Home Affairs would be a good fit.



mervhughes
mervhughes - Re: Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-11-09 00:58:31

I had a similar bad experience just over a month ago. She wasted a lot of time trying to get music on my phone. She was bouncing all over the place, in and out of the room. Wasted more time trying to put on a government condom. Got one on at the second attwmpt.
No GFE as promised.
Charged a crazy fee for OWO which wasn't very good.
When we finally got going, she worried about the noise the bed made. WTF?
Then, after yet another condom change because Trust are so useless and the sock was in danger of coming off, there was a knock on the door. Just as I was reaching the short strokes. Time was up.
I also left with full balls.
Very disappointing because she is a pretty little thing.
I also saw a male figure in the lounge doorway peering into the lounge. Very disconcerting.
mervhughes
mervhughes - Re: Review - Sparkle - Randburg Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-11-09 01:19:27

Name: Sparkle

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg

Last Visit: September 2022

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I did a comment after reading the first review.
So have a look at my comment to avoid me repeating myself.
My comment doubles up as my review.
I found Sparkle quite engaging as a person, but that was about it.
Her looks don't translate to her service, sadly.
It was my worst punt of he year. A real letdown because I went there with high hopes.




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


Kommerq
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Posted: 2022-11-17 08:11:56

Thank you guys had an eye on this one for a while and was thinking to take the plunge soon, guess this is where it ends
Sparkle
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Posted: 2022-11-18 07:09:20

I didn't accept to have raw sex with you are you request and now you came to comment bad here
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Posted: 2022-11-18 07:24:23

No raw with WG's.. get a side chick perhaps uhh..?
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Posted: 2022-11-18 08:09:17

Thx for the heads up guys, I also had my eye on her.
Will now go elsewhere

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