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Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-05-29 10:19:17

Name: Smile

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: May 2022

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This was one of those bookings which was neither here nor there, it was just okay. The venue is an apartment within a complex and is shared with 3 other ladies, all of whom were sitting on the couch and facing the patio as I walked in/out. It certainly did feel very cramped. I immediately changed my mind from staying for an hour, to 30 mins. Communication is done via WhatsApp and it is most likely being handled by a madam because Smile has a very poor command of English. The information given on WhatsApp was very clear however.

Smile is a cute, petite young lady. She offered a decent owo and was super clean all over. Nothing about her service was particularly bad but it was no mind blowing booking either. Throughout the session, the loud music and chatting coming from the lounge was rather distracting.

So, my reasons for not returning in future:

1. The apartment is too small to be shared among four ladies and the loud music was just too much for me on the day.

2. There are some excellent Thai SP’s out there and sadly the experience did not leave me happy and satisfied as expected.




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Honey
Honey - Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-05-31 08:28:45

Thank u for Comment
mrwlk
mrwlk - Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-06-24 21:40:49

Name: Smile

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: June 2022

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Very very pretty girl! Nice boobies.
Could slim down a bit.

Makes an effort to make eye contact during the bj (which was awesome)

She gave me a fantastic massage and she has really strong hands and great technique.

I couldn't last long with this girl, she's too much for me. Gonna need a few more punts to properly enjoy her time. (One position and I was done lol)

She tried hard to make me feel good and comfortable. English is limited but she tried.

Very smiley and sweet.

Will definitely be returning... I still can't believe how pretty she is!


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


Mad69
Mad69 - Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-06-27 08:32:56

Name: Smile

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: June 2022

Full Profile: [View Smile's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Paid for an hour upfront, she was spend at least 15 minutes checking her phone saying there were problems at the airport with another girl.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

* Until Mad69 built up some Street Cred, Rookie Reviews will not be tracked on the Comments and the Review By Area system.
m1ke
m1ke - Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Smile - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2022-07-15 16:23:37

Name: Smile

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: July 2022

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To start, i want to mention that her profile photos, are a extremely glamourized version of who you will actually meet. Yes the photos you see is of her.. when she is extremely well prepared for a photoshoot.

My experience with Smile is mediocre at best. She was welcoming but there is a clear language barrier.

The apartment was not private at all.. rather an untidy apartment shared with other wg.

This was my 2nd experience with a Thai lady.. i was disappointed.. again.




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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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