On 2022-05-27 07:58:43 Johnny English said:
I think we need a new slogan to replace that confrontational EFF one to,
"shag the boer, blow the farmer".

ROFL Brilliant Mr English, absolutely brilliant!!!

Quote "Lately the "Boerbul" brand has become very popular between the youngsters. Those pants squash "the tools" till its owners eyes are tearing up and then some more.

Beyond me why someone would wear something as tight fitting as that. I prefer mine to be "hanging" free, with room for exspansion, should the situation calls for it."

In the 70's those tight mens shorts were referred to as

Budgy Smugglers

With pair of those, long socks and Grasshopper shoes.....

Fashion Icon.....

Lol

On 2022-05-27 07:31:19 Kooni said:
On 2022-05-27 06:14:05 peterb said: I have seen it all

I have a place at the Vaal between Deneysville and Oranjeville

Limited amount of pubs so a bakkie with cows/sheep/game is usual. Even tractors and the once there was a TLB parked out side

Without insulting anyone here

The funny part is that when you walk inside you can spot the driver instantly - short shorts of a certain colour (no matter the weather) and a two tone shirt

Lately the "Boerbul" brand has become very popular between the youngsters. Those pants squash "the tools" till its owners eyes are tearing up and then some more.

Beyond me why someone would wear something as tight fitting as that. I prefer mine to be "hanging" free, with room for exspansion, should the situation calls for it.

The funny thing about the boerbull shorts is that the real farmers instantly know that the guy wearing them is definitely not working on a farm and simply adopting the fashion because there is no way you can get any work done in them unless you're what we call a bakkie boer (shouts instructions at his workers from the bakkie and doesn't get his hands dirty).

On 2022-05-26 16:25:42 Black Panther ( Rimming Goddes said:
Love the boerewors sauce too

Hahaha good post

On 2022-05-27 08:04:30 TheMuff said:
Quote "Lately the "Boerbul" brand has become very popular between the youngsters. Those pants squash "the tools" till its owners eyes are tearing up and then some more.

Beyond me why someone would wear something as tight fitting as that. I prefer mine to be "hanging" free, with room for exspansion, should the situation calls for it."

In the 70's those tight mens shorts were referred to as

Budgy Smugglers

With pair of those, long socks and Grasshopper shoes.....

Fashion Icon.....

Lol

Very fashionable!!!

On 2022-05-27 08:23:37 BigBear69 said:
On 2022-05-27 07:31:19 Kooni said: On 2022-05-27 06:14:05 peterb said: I have seen it all

I have a place at the Vaal between Deneysville and Oranjeville

Limited amount of pubs so a bakkie with cows/sheep/game is usual. Even tractors and the once there was a TLB parked out side

Without insulting anyone here

The funny part is that when you walk inside you can spot the driver instantly - short shorts of a certain colour (no matter the weather) and a two tone shirt

Lately the "Boerbul" brand has become very popular between the youngsters. Those pants squash "the tools" till its owners eyes are tearing up and then some more.

Beyond me why someone would wear something as tight fitting as that. I prefer mine to be "hanging" free, with room for exspansion, should the situation calls for it.



The funny thing about the boerbull shorts is that the real farmers instantly know that the guy wearing them is definitely not working on a farm and simply adopting the fashion because there is no way you can get any work done in them unless you're what we call a bakkie boer (shouts instructions at his workers from the bakkie and doesn't get his hands dirty).

Oh but when the real version gets off that tractor all dusty and sweaty,
I just want to get low down and dirty... let me help you wash up my liefie. (Sit jou in die bad en was jou van kop tot tone! Lekker bederf...)

Soentjies
Klein Caroline (Vir jou sommer Karlientjie)

Caroline has touched on something. Boere have the best legs and bums and I've seen loads of them, so this is my qualifed opinion. And of course they love us brown ladies. I worked in Kempton Park on a plot and the lady of the house always looked through the window when a bakkie pulled in and if it was covered in dust and mud and the driver wore those khaki shorts and shirt, she'd always tell me 'dis jou booking, gaan nmaak jy oop'. She was hardly ever wrong, except for one guy. When I started working alone, he started coming to book me. She had predicted that as well. She always said if he should get there one day and nobody else was around, he would book me.

Now about the sheep. With the price of meat a sheep would be welcome, slag hom net vir my asb