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The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 11:28:18
Edited: 2022-05-26 11:29:18
Edited: 2022-05-26 11:29:18
I found this topic on Tik Tok and it hit me to the core. I couldn't breathe it was so funny.
Ladies, what are some of the worst best lies a punter has ever told you?
I have 2:
1) Client reversed a money send for a video, hits me up a few months later again via email. It takes me a day to realise its him, i remind him i know it's him and thanks now I have his IP address as well.
10min later from the same email @ like 2am or something:
"Who is this, my friend was using my phone" FROM THE SAME EMAIL ACCOUNT IN HIS NAME!
Cry-laugh
2nd: No Show hits me up again a week later.
I told him im not interested in booking him.
He said he was in a car accident and hit his head so hard he had to go for brain surgery and has memory loss.
He hit me up '6 days after said brain injury.
Im not a doctor but I know that 6 days after such a severe accident you wont be texting for a booking.
Ladies, what are some of the worst best lies a punter has ever told you?
I have 2:
1) Client reversed a money send for a video, hits me up a few months later again via email. It takes me a day to realise its him, i remind him i know it's him and thanks now I have his IP address as well.
10min later from the same email @ like 2am or something:
"Who is this, my friend was using my phone" FROM THE SAME EMAIL ACCOUNT IN HIS NAME!
Cry-laugh
2nd: No Show hits me up again a week later.
I told him im not interested in booking him.
He said he was in a car accident and hit his head so hard he had to go for brain surgery and has memory loss.
He hit me up '6 days after said brain injury.
Im not a doctor but I know that 6 days after such a severe accident you wont be texting for a booking.
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 12:57:36
There is only 3 lies in the world
The cheque is in the post
Of course I love you
No I won't cum in your mouth
Jake LOL
The cheque is in the post
Of course I love you
No I won't cum in your mouth
Jake LOL
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 13:09:10
Lol, "I'll only put the tip in"
On 2022-05-26 12:57:36 Jakeburns78 said:
There is only 3 lies in the world
The cheque is in the post
Of course I love you
No I won't cum in your mouth
Jake LOL
Lol, "I'll only put the tip in"
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 13:21:19
....You're not fat...I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones..hate those skinny working girls..
.....I wouldnt see a WG with big fake tits...Yuck!
.....I wouldnt see a WG with big fake tits...Yuck!
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 15:20:38
It gets bigger..
I promise
I promise
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 15:40:08
I was in the shower when I called you....
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Re: The worst best lies....
Posted: 2022-05-26 16:40:26
4. I'll still respect you in the morning.
On 2022-05-26 12:57:36 Jakeburns78 said:
There is only 3 lies in the world
The cheque is in the post
Of course I love you
No I won't cum in your mouth
Jake LOL
4. I'll still respect you in the morning.
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