On 2022-04-10 15:29:05 Russian Bridgitte said:
And in the light of everybody having dreams and such...

Something like a Shakespeare's "midsummer nights dream" happened to me...I tossed and turned and sweated my way thru sleep last night...it went such


" there I was,sitting on a very very high horse, terrified of heights holding on for dear life.

To make matters worse the fucking breeze had turned into a gale and was playing havoc with my wig. Not sure why I had a wig on but had me letting go of the reigns to save it from flying off .

With that i clutched the horse harder between my thighs which then sent it into a mad gallop and me flying backwards and falling head first into a fucking stinking pile of shit.

Trying to hoist myself up on elbows and wipe the crap from my eyes, I was blinded by the radiance of what looked like an angel . ....extending my hand in the hope of some help.

"Owwwww!" I yelped "why did u do that??" I asked as she stood on my hand pressing harder and harder.

And that left me with no choice... I grabbed her by the ankle and pulled her toward me.

The radiance disappeared and the shit sucked her in.

Somehow, miraculously, my wig stayed on my head, a little skew but worthy of a keep. And drudging thru the mulch I walked toward my trusty steed which stood not too far neigh neighing away as if laughing at the ludicrousness of it all.

The fear of heights had disappeared and i jumped back onto my high high horse covered in shit and, trotted off into the sunrise, most happy bouncing up an down up and down..."

The End.

RB.

I haven't had a laugh like I had reading this, for ages!!!! It is absolutely brilliant lol

Thank you kind lady and not just for the smile on my face :) xxx

On 2022-04-11 10:34:32 Galaxy The Original @ Be-sensu said:
On 2022-04-10 15:29:05 Russian Bridgitte said: And in the light of everybody having dreams and such...

Something like a Shakespeare's "midsummer nights dream" happened to me...I tossed and turned and sweated my way thru sleep last night...it went such


" there I was,sitting on a very very high horse, terrified of heights holding on for dear life.

...............

The fear of heights had disappeared and i jumped back onto my high high horse covered in shit and, trotted off into the sunrise, most happy bouncing up an down up and down..."

The End.

RB.

I haven't had a laugh like I had reading this, for ages!!!! It is absolutely brilliant lol

Thank you kind lady and not just for the smile on my face :) xxx

Dearest Galaxy

I am glad my silliness has got u smiling and laughing and thus my absolute pleasure...in more ways than one.

Are we not a fraternity of Purple Sisterhood?...thru thick or thin....cause none of us have got it easy nor are blameless in one way or other.

And

as they say...there is more than one way to skin a cat. SMILE.

xxx.

Forsyth jou lekker ding! Hahaha love that post.

I have the same thoughts re:1 & 2. I actively encourage my partner to find another more successful, kinder man. She can't tell I'm not joking. Re: kids god bless the little soldier because I am no role model, I ain't a qualified caregiver and I sure as hell can't provide adequately while using my earnings to express myself through my penis at R1,500 per hour. PS ladies my psychologist is angry that I pay more for a punt than an hour of her time.

No worries my ghey you can unload over a virtual brandy & coke here. Now sit back turn on the sports highlights and check out the latest mooiness on ESA. Before we know it this thing called life will be over and it'll be nothingness forever. Like that deep sleep you get after a few brandies and some sex.

On 2022-04-11 20:49:36 Russian Bridgitte said:
On 2022-04-11 10:34:32 Galaxy The Original @ Be-sensu said: On 2022-04-10 15:29:05 Russian Bridgitte said:

Are we not a fraternity of Purple Sisterhood?...thru thick or thin....cause none of us have got it easy nor are blameless in one way or other.

And

as they say...there is more than one way to skin a cat. SMILE.

xxx.

You are amuzing, Ms RB, HAHA! And such profound truths right there...

Miss Claudia

I like u more and more and more and moooorrrrreeeee. U are a consistent positive from day one of my residency on the Purple forum which was quite a few years ago.

Competition is excellent. It keeps us on our tippy toes striving to be the bestest we can without trying to trip each other up. Thus i prefer Purple Sisterhood.

By the way i prefer the HAHA! to the LOL! and might steal it from u going forward.

Oh!....in case anybody might have not got it yet...u are LEGEND in capital letters!

x

RB.

I had one of those night's sleep, where I didn't sleep right through and thus decided to emerge from my bed at 04:40, since I had a 9am appointment lined up.

It thus made sense to me to get a meditation sesh in and then an early run.
However, upon my request for confirmation of the 9am upon my return, I was blithely told that due to loadshedding [blah blah blah], he can't make his appointment and will contact me in future upon his return to Cape Town.

This type of thing does not happen often to me, so this is by no means a rant.
It, however, made me feel a bit deflated, as I was really looking forward to meeting a new client and I happen to enjoy male companionship and everything else that goes along with a sexy session...

So let me hop in the shower, have my power smoothie and embrace this beautiful day with open arms and legs, haha!!!

In an ideal world, a purple sisterhood, dolls and all, would be wonderful.
However, beware the voodoo dolls ....

All I'm here for is to rock my clients' worlds and make gang cash while I'm at it. Later x

On 2022-04-10 01:30:49 Sabrina said:
On 2022-04-10 01:17:11 Talking about popcorn, I wish I had snacks. I can't sleep because I'm in love

Honest question for the ladies & gents can a person love (romantic love) more than one person at a time. Let's define love as an intense feeling of deep affection.