Name: Linda

City: Cape Town

Area: Table View

Last Visit: August 2012

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Arrived at the venue, had to park on the kerb. Knocked on the door and was led through the house to the master bedroom. The lady hardly spoke english and was difficult to understand her. Only once Linda came into the room and told me there were other girls and i could choose but to late as she was already undressed by then. She started off by giving a "massage" and after about 10minutes decided it was time. Bodywise typical Chinese and also unshaven, she was only to happy to allow oral and must admit she was clean and all smelt fine. the overall experience was not what I had become used to whilst working in Asia and maybe on a return visit one of the other girls there might be the ONE...
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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Agreed, worst experience ever.

When I punted here, i got Chery, she is the shortest of the 4, not by choice but the only girl availabe at the time, Amy is definately the nicest of the 4 girls there.

Chery's ad states she is 24, defiantely not, more like mid 30's and also bad breath.

The ad states greek available, definately not on the menu, so why advertise it, I offerd to pay more,still no.

She gave oral for literally 3 minutes with a condom and refused do any extras (no condom) even when i offered more money.

Moving on, I discovered that she never washed from the previous client, this is a serious health concern for me.

Anyway,after about 15 minutes she said "you must finish now" I paid for the hour yet am rushed after 20 minutes.

While we are busy, one of the other girls walk in to the room to get something out the cupboard, what happened to "private venue"
Definately one of the worst venues but then again there are no decent asian venues around.

Waste of time and money.

Re: No decent asian venues...have a look at the girls under milnerton ridge..all Thais....about 5 Females and 2 Lady boys.
Not a bad venue and I have had great service there.

Thanks, will do

Name: Linda

City: Cape Town

Area: Table View

Last Visit: April 2014

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Jacking off yourself is better. Chinese girl, she didn't let me kiss or play with boobs. Was trying to make me cum within few mins of entering the place. All fake noises which bored the hell out of me.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

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Name: Linda

City: Cape Town

Area: Table View

Last Visit: March 2014

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When I arrived, I was led to the MB and asked who I wanted to see. I said Linda and showed the lady the ad on my phone. Since you can't see the face on the ad, I had no idea who Linda was but in came a lady about 30yrs old saying she is Linda. Got off to a covered blow, she was not keen on owo despite me having a shower there first. Wanted to do anal but was told 'you too beeeg baby'.I'm an average size, certainly not a mandingo so I knew this trickster just wanted to lure guys.

She then said I must do the deed in the cherry which I did, tried to do various positions but she wouldn't have any of this, instead clinching me tightly while making fake noises till I came.

Asked for massage afterwards while getting ready for round two, only to be told there's no round two. WTF? Our session lasted 20mins yet I paid for an hour!
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Ratings:

Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? No

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I cannot believe she is still on ESA!!

Name: Linda


City: Cape Town

Area: Table View

Last Visit: November 2016

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Pretty young girl came to service me.
Was very rushed. No interaction besides laying on her back and opening her legs.
After the deed, I was showed to the door regardless of me paying for an hour service.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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