Name: The Harem
City: Johannesburg
Area: East Rand/Bedfordview
Last Visit: July 2018
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Firstly, privacy is zero. But the other reviews point that out, and I'm not complaining about it.
Secondly, parking is secure, unless there's 5 other guys parked there. Then you park outside. Still okay.
Called in to find out what time they were open till. Was told 4AM. Cool. Asked how many ladies are available. I was told 25.
Pitch up, park outside. Only 4 girls come out. The others were supposedly busy.
Anyhow. Paid R1200 for an hour. After you pay and get to the room. The girl is kind enough to inform you of the Come Once Policy. Pay an additional R600 for each additional time. F!ck that why would I book an hour to come once?
The room was nice, but not very clean. Come stains on the bed. With a come once policy this was surprising. Clearly don't wash the bed sheets very often. The shower was ice cold. Both before the deed and after.
I will definitely not return to this venue. Maybe the venue does not cater for my expectations and maybe I'm being unfair. But this is one of the worst punts I've had. I visited the place before last year some time. Saw a girl called Candy and was not disappointed. And that lousy come once policy wasn't there.
Maybe they've... Adjusted their business model to give you more than just a proper f!ck.
I'll stick to Sandton venues. Half the price 10 times better service thank you very much.
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Ratings:
Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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