On 2026-08-11 17:53:27 Storm said:
@Grantslater22
This is a very serious review, so I'm going to respond to it seriously.
I genuinely do not recognise the booking described here.
I'm certainly not claiming to be perfect. Anyone who has actually booked me knows I can talk far too much, and I'm probably more famous for running late than I'd ever like to admit.
I'm also quite open about enjoying my whiskey in my personal time. None of those things are secrets.
What I do not recognise is this description of me arriving at or conducting a booking intoxicated, repeatedly stopping the service for extended conversations after being specifically asked not to, and providing such a poor experience that someone ended the booking after approximately 30 minutes.
If this was genuinely your experience with me, then please contact me directly and tell me when you booked me and who you are. I am not asking you to reveal your identity publicly. Message me privately. I keep my conversations and booking history, and I would genuinely like to establish which booking you are referring to.
What concerns me particularly is that you apparently felt strongly enough about this experience to publish accusations about my sobriety and professionalism publicly, yet you never raised any of this with me directly or gave me an opportunity to address it.
I have been doing this long enough to know that not every provider and client will click. That is completely normal. If you simply didn't enjoy my personality or service, you are absolutely entitled to say so. But alleging that I was intoxicated during a booking is something entirely different, and I will not quietly accept that allegation when I cannot even identify the encounter you are describing.
So I'm giving you the opportunity, publicly and respectfully, to contact me privately and substantiate this. If you are a genuine client, I will know exactly who you are once you provide the date/time or our conversation, and I will deal with your complaint directly.
If you are unwilling or unable to do that, then people reading this review can draw their own conclusions.
Storm xoxo