Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Woodmead

Last Visit: August 2023

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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Very uninterested. Been to her many times and it just gets worse. Massage is basically just a 2min rub then she says she's tired. Always on her phone. Another thing is whenever I saw her she always had a pungent fishy smell which is a put off, won't wanna eat that. Also that "when you finish" line over and over again. There's betters out there guys


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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If you have been to her many times and it just gets worse, then why do you still go back to her?
Like you said, there's better out there.

Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Woodmead

Last Visit: September 2023

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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Yet another extremely hot encounter with the beautiful Nat. Body to die for, incredibly petie and beautiful.Was not on her phone once the entire time. Eye contact all the time, mesmerizing foreplay. Main act simply sublime. Treated like a King and will most certainly return....


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Woodmead

Last Visit: March 2025

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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Maybe I'm a rare exception. I had another fireworks session with this bombshell. Booking via whats app perfect, dressed incredibly sexy, never entertained the phone once. Smelt good and squeaky clean. Ticked all the boxes , was top notch once again. Thank you


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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On 2025-03-15 14:25:02 Freshmeat17 said:
Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Woodmead

Last Visit: March 2025

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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Maybe I'm a rare exception. I had another fireworks session with this bombshell. Booking via whats app perfect, dressed incredibly sexy, never entertained the phone once. Smelt good and squeaky clean. Ticked all the boxes , was top notch once again. Thank you


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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I dont trust this guys reviews for shit.
This chick has been around for a while and except for reviews from this guy, the rest have been negative.

...maybe Natty has her favourite and its R2D4.


I wont really visit, cos the odds (reviews) will not be in my favor.

sorry and her other fav..Freshmeat

On 2025-04-01 10:56:13 Mr Naai-er said:
...maybe Natty has her favourite and its R2D4.


I wont really visit, cos the odds (reviews) will not be in my favor.

You must have reading comprehension issues, those years on the sugar plantation did damage to your brain.

Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Weltevreden Park

Last Visit: January 2026

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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You know how you see bad reviews and think, wow those people must have been unlucky or there's something wrong with them and then you pay school fees to learn that bad reviews are there for a reason.

I really like Thai ladies. They are always so friendly and beautiful. I kept seeing Natty's photos here on ESA and she looks friendly and she sure looks beautiful. So I thought I would go visit her.

Even though I've been with ESA for a long time, I always go for sensual massages. This would have been my first full house.

I say "would have been" because it didn't happen.

She was non responsive for most of the time I was there. Basically as soon as I arrived she was completely uninterested. She plopped onto the bed and it looked like she wanted to be anywhere but there. In fact, she looked that way before she even saw me. Maybe she was having a bad day?

I dated an alcoholic years ago who would drink herself into a stupor and then she would be half functional but completely out of it. That's what Natty was like. For some time during my visit there she was just sleeping with her head on my shoulder.

I mean that's nice. She's so petite and beautiful. But it's completely unexpected. When I woke her and tried to just get her to do something, she got annoyed with me. I asked her what's wrong and she said I'm frustrating her. And spoke a lot of Thai (I assume it's Thai) and I didn't understand a word of it.

So I was nice to her and said I had no idea what she was saying but I just wanted her to play with me. She just seemed super annoyed.

I asked her if I should leave and she said it's up to me.

I got dressed, told her that I hope she's okay. And well here we are.

Waste of money. School fees. Reviews are there for a reason.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Natty

City: Johannesburg

Area: Weltevreden Park

Last Visit: January 2025

Full Profile: [View Natty's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW ^* ----
Hesitant due to reviews. Very shy so just took it slow. Watched some Tik toks and Facebook things. Some guys said on the phone. Watch with her. Let her be awkward and shy. Responds. Definitely not into the whole thing. Not sure I will go back because don’t like feel I am doing something that makes her feel bad. But she is pretty and young, so if she is advertising then I may as well go back.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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* Until MickyGH built up some Street Cred, Rookie Reviews will not be tracked on the Comments and the Review By Area system.