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Posted: 2025-08-09 21:53:51

On 2025-08-08 13:52:58 RobertLoblaw said:
Have you ever had a fetish that you got to try but it wasn't all you thought it would be when it happened?

I think that must be threesomes for me. Overrated. Tried a few more times. Never got the hype.

Also, for me again, having my butthole eaten. It was a sloppy and emasculating experience for me. Didn't enjoy it.



I saw ur other post where u wrote i got you. Please explain how ur brownshower went. I think we all need a good laugh. Life is so serious lately haha
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Posted: 2025-08-09 23:02:17
Edited: 2025-08-09 23:07:42

On 2025-08-09 21:53:51 Pumpkineater said:

I saw ur other post where u wrote i got you. Please explain how ur brownshower went. I think we all need a good laugh. Life is so serious lately haha



Lol why you come with violence to such a peaceful thread? I was joking though, it really wasn't me.

But this was the story as I received it, not verbatim, in first person:

You know when they tell you to eat shit, I took it literally.

Had a fetish. Tried it out. Booked the same pornstar I saw in so many of those videos.

With all that, after the foreplay and the warm up. When it came time for the trophy, she squat over my face while I lied on my back.

Soon after that poo announced itself with its smell as it first poked out. When that warm pinched loaf awkwardly landed on my lip, I immediately knew something was wrong.

In that moment, I wasn't the hero of a finally-fulfilled fantasy, I was just a guy with a warm dookie filling up my mouth.

I didn't even tell her to stop. I can't even tell you why. But after the deed was dead and done, I never watched another scat video again.
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Posted: 2025-08-09 23:26:01

Years ago I went for lunch and a few drinks with a bunch of friends, to cut a long story short I found my home with two of my lady friends and we landed up having a couple more glasses of wine and made our way up to my room. What I didn't know is that they were pissed off with each other and carried the argument on in my bedroom. To say I was deflated, dissatisfied and depressed was an understatement
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Posted: 2025-08-10 01:55:06

These are some of my fetishes and how they panned out:

1) Smoking blow job - never a bad experience ever. Works for me every time.

2) Pegging - first one was amazing but must admit the lady who did it was a pro and very patient with me. After that it was hit and miss.

3) Shemales - given up on that. Nearly always a disappointment. The first one was however really amazing and involved some rope and restraints. I guess it set the benchmark a bit high.

4) Threesomes - also hit and miss. Really works if the girls are into each other, if not, it turns into a bit of a juggling act.

5) Tied up and forced to eat pussy - one very very memorable session and the rest have never lived up to it. Lady in question was really turned on by it and came very hard with an amazing squirt thrown in.

6) Pregnant women - have had three experiences: one very good the other two quite mundane.

7) Lactating women - two sessions, both quite amazing. In fact, the one lady came very hard from the breast play with a bit of fingering thrown in. Very sexy session.

8) CIM with snowballing - one session and it really worked. Lady in question was a pro.

I have restricted my punting to chasing fetishes or unique experiences.


Next up will be a 3sum with pegging. Currently arranging a session with two ladies. Want to make a sandwich, taking it from behind while getting oral or being inside the other lady.



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Posted: 2025-08-10 07:44:19

[QUOTE;5606009;RobertLoblaw] On 2025-08-09 21:53

Soon after that poo announced itself with its smell as it first poked out. When that warm pinched loaf awkwardly landed on my lip, I immediately knew something was wrong.

So it was a case of

"At that moment he knew he fucked up"

Hahahaha!



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Posted: 2025-08-10 14:47:02

On 2025-08-10 01:55:06 danny_dd said:
These are some of my fetishes and how they panned out:

1) Smoking blow job - never a bad experience ever. Works for me every time.

2) Pegging - first one was amazing but must admit the lady who did it was a pro and very patient with me. After that it was hit and miss.

3) Shemales - given up on that. Nearly always a disappointment. The first one was however really amazing and involved some rope and restraints. I guess it set the benchmark a bit high.

4) Threesomes - also hit and miss. Really works if the girls are into each other, if not, it turns into a bit of a juggling act.

5) Tied up and forced to eat pussy - one very very memorable session and the rest have never lived up to it. Lady in question was really turned on by it and came very hard with an amazing squirt thrown in.

6) Pregnant women - have had three experiences: one very good the other two quite mundane.

7) Lactating women - two sessions, both quite amazing. In fact, the one lady came very hard from the breast play with a bit of fingering thrown in. Very sexy session.

8) CIM with snowballing - one session and it really worked. Lady in question was a pro.

I have restricted my punting to chasing fetishes or unique experiences.


Next up will be a 3sum with pegging. Currently arranging a session with two ladies. Want to make a sandwich, taking it from behind while getting oral or being inside the other lady.




This is a great list. I am definitely going to steal it!
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Posted: 2025-08-10 15:52:58

Forgot to add fisting. Tried it once but the lady in question was too small. I do not have huge hands either.

Still waiting for the righ SP to put up her hand.
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Posted: 2025-08-11 06:26:52

On 2025-08-10 15:52:58 danny_dd said:
Forgot to add fisting. Tried it once but the lady in question was too small. I do not have huge hands either.

Still waiting for the righ SP to put up her hand.



Well then maybe you should cum visit me ;) xxx
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Posted: 2025-08-11 09:29:14

On 2025-08-09 14:32:57 RobertLoblaw said:
What the fuck is a GS? Goose strap?



Hehehehe lol it feels like I took a wrong train , ever since this topic began, but welcome to my world!!!

:)) at least you even know what Goose strap is

I'm so lost:)))

But hey
For the love of reading
I'm still riding

Oops ...
Reading....

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Posted: 2025-08-11 09:57:59

I've tried quite a few and enjoyed most however the GS fetish was a once or twice off , perhaps thrice off lol
I cant take the smell , just puts me off , done and dusted! Next fetish is MFM in a DP , let's hope b4 the end of this year ...

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