Posted: 2016-08-10 13:32:39
Edited: 2016-08-10 13:35:02
Doctor Minimum
Just for the record, I am not officially a member of the SS, I am still the Chairman of the super secret CWA (Closet Wankers Association), and the two are mutually exclusive. You can't be a closet wanker and a public skommelaar at the same time. And the one does not lead to the other, this according to the Granger causality theory.
I am so in the shit with my neighbours now. The flippin wife had the elder come over to chat to me, luckily the man had a prediliction for good whiskey , so I could soften the impact a little.
A disturbing fact came to light, it would seem that the young daughter took some pics, with you as the prime "exposed" model, and these pics are apparently becoming something of an urban legend at the school that she attends. Luckily the cars were all parked on the other side of the lapa, so there is little chance of connecting you to the pics, unless of course someone with intimate knowledge of your private parts see these pics....
But they are all in awe of your manly figure, so good for you.
The elder, luckily for us, is also part of the CWA, so I could persuade him to keep mum. I told him about your society, and he seemed interested in joining. Told him the meetings take place on Tuesdays, and he will be in touch to find out where the next meeting will take place.
Was it Boobs or Pantum or Muj or Jasimo that burnt his member, I was not there at that moment, but I remember the smell of burnt sausage, but I just thought it was the boeries on the fire ??? Maybe that is why Boobs are on a punting spree at the moment ??
Anyway, thanks for thinking about me. This addiction or mine is a very pleasurable addiction, young and beautiful and mesmorising and intoxicating and many more things at once. Did I say addictive ? This is one addiction I can certainly live with.
SSS : (Secret Skommel Society Handshake)
TMITMNS = The Man In The Mask Not Skommeling