@swerwer, makes me think of 2 stories. 1) We were socialising with a group of friends when out of the blue one off the girls (the hottest one in the group) asked if she could chat with me in the kitchen quickly. I said yes, thinking maybe it's some personal issue she wants to discuss but she dropped down to her knees and gave me a blow job right there. Fucked her properly later that night. 2) I gave a girl who wanted to leave a party we had early a lift home. To my surprise she invited me in and I knew it could only be for one thing. I banged her properly and returned to the party afterwards with my friends wanting to know why I took so long. Incidentally I sort of dated her friend, but she never spilled the beans, she would just grin at me whenever we were in the same company.

Was at a conference in Sun City and got a bit smashed one evening. Myself and a colleague had been flirting all night and on the way up to the bar in the entertainment centre we diverted to the bathroom for a quick shag.

No sooner than I dropped my broeks I noticed a face looking at us from the next cubicle. I politely asked him to leave but he would not.

The next thing was the loud thumping on the door only to be told that it was security. Two big burly bouncers literally carried me out of the bathroom.

Luckily I didn't get the crap beat out of me

Recently a lady in Hyde Park good looking blonde,I'm sorta used to hearing fake noises but she wasn't faking...I was fingering her and her pussy rapidly expanded and tightened,the result can only be described as a pussy fart symphony, which went on... she came a lot...I've never heard a pussy fart before that day. I couldn't be bothered if it farted afterwards with my tiny dick, usually the lady deserves a tip..that day I got a discount and left myself and a wg very very satisfied.


On an aside,fortunately not with this lady, with regards to hygiene, it's a huge disappointment when an odour originates from the wg's crack (for the clean wg I'm sure that applies to punters).

Me and my wife where driving back from Sudwana and she gave me a bj while driving. Now that was unexpected!!!!

On 2016-07-18 14:30:20 Mujahid001 said:
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT ANTHIN LIKE THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME?!

Well Muj, ehh, how do I put this to you without you getting upset, or feel insulted?
No idea actually, but some of us aren't fugly ;-)

Booked a lady that was new to the business in the early 90's She was chubby unshaven Afrikaans ! Just like I like them . She had been married at the age 19 and only ever shagged her
Husband before that she described as average at best and thought she might get in the business to be adventurous .
I was her first punt Oh Yeah ! What an all nighter that was
She let out a whole marriage worth of catching up on me !!!!!
Everything was on the menu that she always wanted to try WS , fisting , rimming ,face sitting ,anal , rimming
It is still unexpected to me today

I am on a trip to Durban and call this coloured WG who now no longer is in the industry. She is in Joburg so she suggests that she will ask a friend of hers who is not a WG but willing to have a good time.
A hour later a knock on my door and these two young ladies walk in. They both wanted a bit of pocket money. We ended up having a great threesome, went out for dinner and they ended up spending the night. Thankfully had a room in the Southern Sun hotel with two double beds because I for one need to sleep alone.
Did not have the energy for a second session that night but ended up with a morning glory.

On 2016-07-18 18:47:39 Chmoks said:
On 2016-07-18

Well Muj, ehh, how do I put this to you without you getting upset, or feel insulted?
No idea actually, but some of us aren't fugly ;-)

But boss, fugly is the new black.

I once booked a very popular massage girl who insisted that nobody should ask for any extras. I received a lot of extras, although it was surprising it was not the big surprise....

After a couple of lovely sessions I one day returned from a trip and was met on the airport by the girl. We went for a drink, still at the airport, when se offered me some kind of illegal substance to enhance our pleasure.. in the &!@# airport!

Al kinds of bad things went through my mind, pimps, police, blackmail etc... Needles to say I ran.

A pity though, I really enjoyed her company. Received a couple of mails after that saying she is in love etc. which were less surprising.

After a lekker night of dopping I was in the mood but couldn't get hold of any WG cause it was so late.
Called this Chinese WG and she was available. Made out the street name through her half English/Chinese accent.
Get there, leads me to the bedroom, helps me strip and gives me this awesome massage.
Then turns me over, gets on me and rides the shit out of me while screaming and moaning loudly.
Cleans me up afterwards and gives me a foot massage before helping me to dress up.
While walking out.....I notice her hubby watching tv in the lounge while giving me a skerf look from the corner of his eye.
Totally unexpected