Coupl of yrs back i was flirting and texting with a girl on mixit if u remember n ths went on for years n we even moved to bbm. So the girl moved to jhb for her studies n decided to meeet for a shag. Got there meeting her in person for the frst time.she was a midget i was shockd cos she nvr told me. Bt m as soon as i got over the shock i had the best shag..

On 2016-07-18 06:46:14 Terrybo said:
Coupl of yrs back i was flirting and texting with a girl on mixit if u remember n ths went on for years n we even moved to bbm. So the girl moved to jhb for her studies n decided to meeet for a shag. Got there meeting her in person for the frst time.she was a midget i was shockd cos she nvr told me. Bt m as soon as i got over the shock i had the best shag..

LMAO!! At least you got to experience some funky midget sex.

On 2016-07-18 06:46:14 Terrybo said:
Got there meeting her in person for the frst time.she was a midget.

Trying to "69" her must have been awkward!

Many years ago at a house where the gorgeous Diana (best Thai girl I have been with) worked, I was having a shower after our steamy session.

I walked out of the bathroom stark naked and there in the bedroom was another lady with her client. Really embarrassing.

On 2016-07-18 09:54:31 I am who I am said:
Many years ago at a house where the gorgeous Diana (best Thai girl I have been with) worked, I was having a shower after our steamy session.

I walked out of the bathroom stark naked and there in the bedroom was another lady with her client. Really embarrassing.

@Sirens in Parkmore???

Was that you...heheheh

On 2016-07-18 10:08:16 saintjj said:
On 2016-07-18 09:54:31 I am who I am said: Many years ago at a house where the gorgeous Diana (best Thai girl I have been with) worked, I was having a shower after our steamy session.

I walked out of the bathroom stark naked and there in the bedroom was another lady with her client. Really embarrassing.

@Sirens in Parkmore???

Was that you...heheheh

Yah, that was the venue.

Your wiener was really small LOL

On 2016-07-18 10:11:49 I am who I am said:
Yah, that was the venue.
Your wiener was really small LOL

hehehe...I had my "Muj" disguise on!

Many years ago a colleague who unexpectedly had to work overtime asked me to drop his girlfriend at home. She was the undoubted office hottie and I was the youngest member of the office, the apprentice everyone liked to send to fetch stuff. Obviously I oggled her like everyone else but never fansied my chances. Her boyfriend was also a serious weightlifter so I was more than carefull of him. Long story short she insisted I help her carry in a box she brought from the office offered me Coffee and as we were standing in the kitchen waiting for the water to boil she asked me if I would like to see her titties, I thought she was having me on but no. End of the story was that I got my first serious kitchen table banging but also my last unexpected freebie. Oh yes and I left the company after a short while because I was always waiting for a pk from the boyfriend once she told him what happened.

On 2016-07-18 10:25:12 saintjj said:
On 2016-07-18

Your wiener was really small LOL

hehehe...I had my "Muj" disguise on!

Yoh, you must've looked kak handsome my bru. (Even with the tiny dick)

Back to topic.

I read this thread and I think to myself, WHY THE FUCK DOESNT ANTHIN LIKE THIS EVER HAPPEN TO ME?!