Name: Linda

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Noordwyk

Last Visit: January 2025

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This is gonna be as quick as the session.

Called Linda, agreed on services and fees. Asked me to bring protection, few minutes later I was at her doorstep, albeit I forgot the Protection in the car. Few stairs case back and forth I was already out of breath, However my hopes for the session where heightened when I saw the young beautiful lady I was about to spend the next hour with.

PROs:
Young
Beautiful
SUPER OWO

CONs:
No afford to dress up, I don't even think she took shower before I arrived. She was wearing tights with holes as she just woke up. NO lubrication or mere wet wipes. This should have been a sign but, she is damn to beautiful and I was thinking with my little head at this moment. She asked to use the Bathroom before we proceed. gets back and rubber on. She uses saliva as lube, off we go. Few minutes into the deed, rubber gets dry and uncomfortable, pull out to check if protection was still good, behold, sporting/Red on the Rubber, get up to get to the bathroom to get toilet paper as she didn't even have wet wipes, to my surprise, I discover Used Tampon in the toilet bowl. She deliberately accepted an appointment knowing very well that she's on her periods, PERIOD!

She did apologize but this was enough to get me to discard my punting phone and call it quits.



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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I feel your pain there Pumbaa.
They ain't loyal.
It bits me when they act surprised after the blood bath.
It's a disgusting sighting

On 2025-01-04 20:25:05 Warthog said:
Name: Linda

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Noordwyk

Last Visit: January 2025

Full Profile: [View Linda's Full Profile]

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This is gonna be as quick as the session.

Called Linda, agreed on services and fees. Asked me to bring protection, few minutes later I was at her doorstep, albeit I forgot the Protection in the car. Few stairs case back and forth I was already out of breath, However my hopes for the session where heightened when I saw the young beautiful lady I was about to spend the next hour with.

PROs:
Young
Beautiful
SUPER OWO

CONs:
No afford to dress up, I don't even think she took shower before I arrived. She was wearing tights with holes as she just woke up. NO lubrication or mere wet wipes. This should have been a sign but, she is damn to beautiful and I was thinking with my little head at this moment. She asked to use the Bathroom before we proceed. gets back and rubber on. She uses saliva as lube, off we go. Few minutes into the deed, rubber gets dry and uncomfortable, pull out to check if protection was still good, behold, sporting/Red on the Rubber, get up to get to the bathroom to get toilet paper as she didn't even have wet wipes, to my surprise, I discover Used Tampon in the toilet bowl. She deliberately accepted an appointment knowing very well that she's on her periods, PERIOD!

She did apologize but this was enough to get me to discard my punting phone and call it quits.



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

She once agreed to our appointment in December, told her I will be there in 20 minutes,she agreed, also asked me to bring the condoms with (it looks like she doesnt invest in them lol)got to the gate, when I called she told me her flatmate's boyfriend is around, I should wait for an hour for him to leave. The appointment wasnt honored, again, few days after that I was in the Carlswald area, called her again, she agreed, got to the gate, she didn't answer her damn phone. I am not sure why she is in the industry if she has not interest in it.
I am not surprised by Warthog's review, its something she could do.

So damn unprofessional...

Thank you for the warning. I was eyeing her.

I've been through that it's fucking disgusting, it fucking pains me that I've never had sex with any of my partner's when tits that time but twice with eacorts. So unfair I was eyeing im definitely staying clear.

Did she have a sore on her lip when you saw her?

Wow, those blisters on lips are there from 6 months ago from the previous comment and still not taken care off. Must be something serious.

JP69

Name: Linda

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Kyalami

Last Visit: July 2026

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Booked this honey coz I just couldnt get over the pg pics. I saw the review/comments but I decided fuck it, let me see for myself

She took my booking at short notice and my gosh when she opened the door, I was like wtf, she's perfect. She's short though, like shorter than average but still shapely with a round booty and huge jiggly jugs. It was at this moment I knew I'd have zero regrets

She gave me amazing head, nice, slow and sloppy until I decided to slide in. Missionary things first, and as tight as she is spread herself and took all of me in. Cowgirl time and she delivered, riding me like a champ as I grabbed her portable ass. Switched over to doggy and again, she took it for what seemed like 10mins nonstop. Did some sideway and then finished off with good ol missionary as I unloaded a huge nut. Loved how engaged she was, wet throughout too

Afterwards we chatted and laughed together as I even poked fun at her disastrous punt with Warthog. No clock watching here. Anyway, I was pleasantly surprised by how good this session was so its a no brainer, I'll be back




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Danko! PutaMadre
Pandora's box has been opened
I also cannot get over those pg pics, she is fxcking beautiful.
Will visit her soon now after your review