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Re: Review - Smoothy - Midrand/Vorna Valley Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-09-04 19:47:51

On 2024-09-04 19:34:21 BannedChod said:
Name: Smoothy

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Vorna Valley

Last Visit: August 2024

Full Profile: [View Smoothy's Full Profile]

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
I got it the referring from punterbhai N4P and he says to me what are you waiting for Choddu?
This girl is too good,yaar.

Over last few year,me and N4 we make it the very good networking of punter,girls and exchange of the informations,so all kachraa girls no more get it the booking from me,and all our other punt bhais also.
These way,we have it extra monies month-to-month to do it the booking with best girls only if punting bhais verify girl give it best service and top price.
Smoothy is such girl.
Kitne pyaare se meraa call liyaa,I ask it the polites ke ladki Smoothy,may I do it the booking via video calling so we can see each others the beautiful face?
She says yaaa,let me see my handsome Shehzaad how he be looking.
She give me dazzling smile,same-to-same just like a Beyonc her smile and I am hooked.
I says,ok jaanu, main aa rahaan hoon,and I am going to give it to you the top-shelf fucking,so good you will even forgets your man Jay Zee and only think it of me.

Her room is in hotel ,India bazaar ki style,safe enough,lodging toh theek hain lekein yeh ladki,hai hai....

She having it the sincere energy,you know like when girl is making efforting to please her customer,that is making it to feel too much endearment for her and I just hold her tight,kiss her Mard Ka ishtyle and do it penetrations like angry man Akki Kumar in film Tashan.

I gift her my Amrita with full intentions and sincere effort,all over her and bedding also,one Mahaa outburst.
Girls who know me know I always reserve my Amrita and gift only when I feel full in my heart that girl is enjoying also,otherwise I do not gift it,because it is source of Manpowers and must not be given freely.

But with ladki Smoothy, I give it with all my pleasure because booking is feeling true and real and no awkward moment,only fun fun fun and good feeling to both of us.

And best part,fee is too good year.
Everybody can do affording.

I am very happy in my heart to meet this girl.
She is good.




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Ratings:

Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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What language is this?
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BannedChod - Re: Review - Smoothy - Midrand/Noordwyk Johannesburg
Re: Review - Smoothy - Midrand/Noordwyk Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-10-20 11:11:08

Name: Smoothy

City: Johannesburg

Area: Midrand/Noordwyk

Last Visit: August 2024

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I receive it the referral from Passionbhai to go do 1 booking with ladki Smoothy.

He says yaar,Choddu,do not even waste a time searching for new one on here the ESA,just trust in me and book her now.

I says ok,bhai,give it to me her number,I make contact with ladki Smoothy,do enquiry about availabilities, what she enjoy in booking,what she do not enjoy,and if she is ok for the Indias to do visiting.

She says yaaa,if Passionbhai says I am acchhaa punter,toh no problem,you cum now.

I says Ay Pyaari,zaraa ek video-call karlo naa .

She immediates says acchhaa1,call karlo,mein dekoongaa ke kitnaa handsome ho meraa ek gante ka boyfriend.

I calls,then she answers,then my dil it go Shakalakalakalakalakalaka Shakalaka Boom-BOOM same-to-same like when Himesh Reshammiya do it the singing-vinging to his Jaanemann.

Ladki Smoothy she got it even better smile than Superstar Beyoncy and face-is also same like her,but only more better.

I says in my mind ke hai Bhagwaan,thank youji,you give it to me good punter bhaiyyo who always come through for me and deliver best referral,every week.

I feel like Captain Hansie Cronji who got power backup when wicket is hard to get,but no worries,Donald is there,McMillan is there,Pringles is there and young Polly also there,too much firepower I got,with all my good frends that we always helping each others.
Now I am understanding better vy dorigaands use it term "Bro's 1st,Hoes last".

Back to ladki Smoothy I cannot get past how Bhootiphool her face look,and almost whole booking I am just admiring her face and enjoying all this Bhootiphoolness, even during fucking.

Too nice we do the kissings.

Too good we do the orallings and fingerings combo.

Too fine this feeling of closefullness with some body I enjoy,so much I do admitting ke yaa,I am full addiction for this kind of nashaa.

Is better than any illegal charas can provide,I am sure.

And pricing is also top class 100% affords.

Yeh Smoothy toh complete package deliver kartaa hai.

Price,yaa
Venue,yaa
Engagingment-yaa
Kissing-yaa
Bhootiphool face and body-yaa
Yummy vagin-yaa
Good BJ-yaa
Make you feel like real BF-yaa
Make it the eye-contacting to increase lustfullness and feeling of kisnet-konnection-yaa better than MTN network also.

Bhaiyyo, yeh Smoothy ko try karlo, mahaa masti aur enjoyment milengaa zaroor.

Thank you Passionbhai,thank you ladki Smoothy.


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Ratings:

Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)


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Need4Passion - Re: Review - Smoothy - Midrand/Vorna Valley Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-10-21 11:28:25

Glad you had a good time BannedChod. Your review made me want to book again. She's a bit far at the moment though but hopefully soon. Definitely one of the best service right now.

N4P
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Posted: 2024-10-21 12:25:11

On 2024-10-21 11:28:25 Need4Passion said:

Glad you had a good time BannedChod. Your review made me want to book again.
N4P


So you actually understood what the review is about?
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Need4Passion - Re: Review - Smoothy - Midrand/Vorna Valley Johannesburg
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Posted: 2024-10-21 20:29:27

On 2024-10-21 12:25:11 Karlos said:
On 2024-10-21 11:28:25 Need4Passion said:
Glad you had a good time BannedChod. Your review made me want to book again.
N4P
So you actually understood what the review is about?



Fortunately for me, I actually do understand his reviews and they're actually pretty informative if you can understand them. Hell, that review got my dick itching for a visit just reminiscing on my own similar experience minus the video call. I took a chance, guess he wanted to make sure before making the drive.

N4P

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