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Posted: 2024-06-03 20:26:12

What if the SP slips, falls and dies while you are butt naked in her apartment?

What if the punter collapses and has a heart attack while your reverse cowgirling him?

What if you offer her a ride to the shops and you get into a serious accident?

What if she tracks you to your marital home and pulls up with a big belly in front of your house?
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Posted: 2024-06-03 20:37:18
Edited: 2024-06-03 20:38:36

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Posted: 2024-06-03 21:19:14

On 2024-06-03 20:37:18 330guy said:
www.iol.co.za/news/crime-and-courts/man-dies-after-sexual-intercourse-with-woman-he-courted-at-brothel-in-limpopo-37711d5f-349d-484a-baa8-5b05c646e9ab

Poor dude was only in his early thirties...



Damn! but what a way to go out LOL
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Posted: 2024-06-04 07:31:50

My long time client , told me what to do if ever had to happen.

And he is a pensioner..have heart problems

Xo
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Posted: 2024-06-04 08:09:01

My fat and unfit ass went to see Linda once, after missionary I got up from the bed and my quads pulled super stiff, I was so scared....I now hit the gym 4 times a week and controlling my eating
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Posted: 2024-06-04 10:10:21

I have the answer to the first question at least.

What if the SP slips, falls and dies while you are butt naked in her apartment?

Tap her before she gets cold but be a gentleman and leave the fee.
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Posted: 2024-06-04 10:29:34

Many years ago there was a place in Danville Pretoria where 2 girls use to work from, a older client that visited the one girl passed away during the booking. The 2 girls promptly dressed him and carried him to his car that was parked on the pavement and put him in the driver's seat and then phoned the cops telling them there is a dead body in a car in front of their gate.
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Posted: 2024-06-04 10:51:53

On 2024-06-04 10:10:21 therodent said:
I have the answer to the first question at least.

What if the SP slips, falls and dies while you are butt naked in her apartment?

Tap her before she gets cold but be a gentleman and leave the fee.



I just threw up a little bit
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Posted: 2024-06-04 10:56:22

Happened to me once. Luckily I am a Level 3 First Aider and problem solved. We are still friends today

However a mate and me took three ladies to the Vaal for a dirty mid-week break and the discussion popped up while driving "How do we explain a car accident to missus at home"
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Posted: 2024-06-04 12:24:36
Edited: 2024-06-04 12:27:37

Your imagination is crazy. Take an anxiety pill please . Calm down dude. Lol

As long as no crime from a either side is committed you have nothing to worry about just don't lie.

Evidence never lies.

I suggest you just call 10111 and give your statement.

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