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Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 16:25:39
Edited: 2022-11-21 16:25:38
Edited: 2022-11-21 16:25:38
Hi Guys and Dolls, am new to this,any good tips and references ??
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 16:41:43
Yes!
No.1 - get a punting SIM
No.2 - use the search function for this topic
JP69
On 2022-11-21 16:25:39 Alibabagoogleman said:
Hi Guys and Dolls, am new to this,any good tips and references ??
Yes!
No.1 - get a punting SIM
No.2 - use the search function for this topic
JP69
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 16:50:57
Don't say "Open Sesame" when you attempt oral on your chosen SP.
The vulva is NOT a cave,verstaan Baba?
The vulva is NOT a cave,verstaan Baba?
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 17:00:11
But sprinkle sesame seeds on it. It drives them crazy. Will have them fucking you for hours passed the booked time.
JP69
On 2022-11-21 16:50:57 Forsyth P Jones said:
Don't say "Open Sesame" when you attempt oral on your chosen SP.
The vulva is NOT a cave,verstaan Baba?
But sprinkle sesame seeds on it. It drives them crazy. Will have them fucking you for hours passed the booked time.
JP69
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 19:47:57
Edited: 2022-11-21 19:54:57
If you're inclined to colour or some fizzy fun - Poprocks or Orange Flavoured Eno.
To the OP :
1) Punting SIM.
2) Punting phone.
No really, just follow the first two if you do nothing else ...
3) Uber.
4) Reviews, reviews, reviews.
5) Treat all reviews with suspicion.
6) Trust your gut, if something feels off, it probably is.
7) If something smells off, for the love of god, don't eat it.
8) If something looks off, well ... doublebag it at your peril.
9) It is OK to cut, pay and run if it's not fun.
10) Never cut and run without paying.
11) Don't catch feelings, they hate you, you just think they love you.
12) If it feels like work before you get there, it will just suck balls when you finally are there.
13) Don't be a doos.
14) Don't be a pushover.
15) Kak comms or kak attitude = kak time, steer clear.
16) Remember to have fun and not take it too seriously, it's only fucking and they're only prostitutes, enjoy the time and the treat, bail quickly if it isn't fun anymore.
17) It is a product, you buy what you want, pay what you feel you should, never mistake it for anything more than a transaction.
Edited: 2022-11-21 19:54:57
On 2022-11-21 17:00:11 JackParrow69 said:
But sprinkle sesame seeds on it. It drives them crazy. Will have them fucking you for hours passed the booked time.
If you're inclined to colour or some fizzy fun - Poprocks or Orange Flavoured Eno.
To the OP :
1) Punting SIM.
2) Punting phone.
No really, just follow the first two if you do nothing else ...
3) Uber.
4) Reviews, reviews, reviews.
5) Treat all reviews with suspicion.
6) Trust your gut, if something feels off, it probably is.
7) If something smells off, for the love of god, don't eat it.
8) If something looks off, well ... doublebag it at your peril.
9) It is OK to cut, pay and run if it's not fun.
10) Never cut and run without paying.
11) Don't catch feelings, they hate you, you just think they love you.
12) If it feels like work before you get there, it will just suck balls when you finally are there.
13) Don't be a doos.
14) Don't be a pushover.
15) Kak comms or kak attitude = kak time, steer clear.
16) Remember to have fun and not take it too seriously, it's only fucking and they're only prostitutes, enjoy the time and the treat, bail quickly if it isn't fun anymore.
17) It is a product, you buy what you want, pay what you feel you should, never mistake it for anything more than a transaction.
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 19:55:15
Edited: 2022-11-21 19:57:08
Edited: 2022-11-21 19:57:08
What they said.....
and/or if all else fails...then just send a message to SF.
p.s...."welcome"
and/or if all else fails...then just send a message to SF.
p.s...."welcome"
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Re: Newbee
Posted: 2022-11-21 20:02:35
It looks everyone is new these days hahahahaha
I have also been meeting guys,claiming to be knew at my office lately:))
I have also been meeting guys,claiming to be knew at my office lately:))
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