On 2022-01-19 10:17:54 Miss Barbie Doll said:
Damn you can fuck,you fucked the corn out of her hahahahaha
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.
On 2022-01-19 11:52:26 dick.shaft said:
On 2022-01-19 10:17:54
This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.
Imagine if it had came out flying and hit his mouth hahahaha hahahaha eish cut cut :))
Edited: 2022-01-19 13:01:33
So the session starts, she tells Koos exactly where and how to lick. As Koos gets the hang of it, he every now and again also suck a bit. But as he sucks he feels something in his mouth, took it out, sure thing it was a mielie pit. At this point, being his 1st time with a girl and all, he just continued. But then as he sucked again out comes a piece of potato. Koos continues...
But the 3rd time he sucked and got some carrot, he had to ask... what is going on with you down here.
She replied... the previous guy puked
Edited: 2022-01-19 12:43:51
Anyways, what you could have done was to put the mielie seed in your peepee hole, then you knop her in the pooper and when you blast off you return that seed from whence it came.
[QUOTE;3403040;gavinf007] Sorry guys typo. I meant a mielie seed. One of the corn off the cob. She thought I put my finger in her S but as we were banging the seed was coming out. Still gives me the creeps. [/QUOTE]
On 2022-01-19 09:24:12 gavinf007 said:
Thanks guys. I must agree we all human and shyt happens. We need to deal with the situation and move fwd. It was really strange to exp. Do you think I should tell her why....this might make her so embarrassed and I dont want that or lie and let it slide?
On 2022-01-19 12:31:15 Blade WM said:
Makes me think of old Koos, ugly as hell. He so badly wanted to lose his virginity. So his friend recommended this girl, but she only wants to be muffed. So Koos said what the heck, its better than nothing and he agreed to see her.
I just puked a bit reading this
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So the session starts, she tells Koos exactly where and how to lick. As Koos gets the hang of it, he every now and again also suck a bit. But as he sucks he feels something in his mouth, took it out, sure thing it was a mielie pit. At this point, being his 1st time with a girl and all, he just continued. But then as he sucked again out comes a piece of potato. Koos continues...
But the 3rd time he sucked and got some carrot, he had to ask... what is going on with you down here.
She replied... the previous guy puked
And what was hurting her?? Confused... sure you weren't sticking a finger in?
Did it not smell?
See now.. I am not picking sides here...
But my ass will probably stay a virgin forever now!! Lols
Shit man lol
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